It was at Venice Beach California back in '69. He was strolling the boardwalk when I walked up to him and told him that I thought he was a fraud.
He reached over and shook my hand and said" Congratulations! You have me nailed!"
2006-07-19 10:30:49 · 37 answers · asked by theagitator@sbcglobal.net 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I believe in the bumper sticker that says:
I found Jesus--He was hiding in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana.
2006-07-19 10:35:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Later on, the conversation was difficult because you didn't knew anymore Spanish, right?
I, too, met Jesus but since he started working in a different part of the plant, we only talk about the weather.
2006-07-19 10:36:08 · answer #2 · answered by Andi Rolf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe you have met Jesus but your story of how is fictious. Not that Jesus does not have a great sense of humor. He does.
But in the way you posed the question you give yourself away.
I bet if you truly concentrated right now on when you met Jesus God would show you many memories of one on one experiences with the living God.
2006-07-19 10:46:39 · answer #3 · answered by mike g 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I know the Anti-Christ !!
He works part time in the paint dept at a local Sears.
Small world huh?
2006-07-19 10:33:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, there was a guy down in Ashland, Or who roamed the streets. He thought he was Jesus too.
Turned out, he was just a bum.
Later, I had a prof. who thought maybe he was holier than thou too. Turned out, he was just an *ss.
2006-07-19 10:58:09 · answer #5 · answered by lilly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your story is just as believable as the ones by Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
2006-07-19 10:36:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you mean a person named jesus? of course, a lot of ppl name jesus. but if you met Jesus Christ, I don't believe it. If you did, you won't talk like that.
I agree with another answer "I met Jesus, once I accepted Him as my savior, now I talk to Him everyday and He talks back."
2006-07-19 10:38:33 · answer #7 · answered by singing and amen to the Word 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I remember the 60's there were a lot of people on the same thing you were on. Most of them now, their brain is fried. Sounds like yours is still frying.
2006-07-19 10:36:28 · answer #8 · answered by PREACHER'S WIFE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a terrible joke - but I laughed!! Actually, I met him once too at a Mexican restaurant - his name was Jesus Mendoza.
2006-07-19 10:37:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I met Jesus, once I accepted Him as my savior, now I talk to Him everyday and He talks back.
2006-07-19 10:34:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm really sorry but I don't believe u. u must have been drunk or something. I might b wrong pray about it though it cud have been a vision.
2006-07-19 10:34:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋