Here's one I heard the other day:"Is that a keg in your pants, cuz I wanna tap that!" Do these lines actually work for people?:)
2006-07-19 10:29:53 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"Aren't you tired? You must be cause you have walked all the night trough my head!" But the lamest thing is that this pick-up line actually worked...i told it to my ex-boyfriend!!!
2006-07-20 01:16:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-02 08:58:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were on you I'd be coming too!
or That outfit looks great! I bet it would look better in a pile on my bedroom floor!
Or do you have windex in your pants? Cuz I can sure see myself in them!
Or aren't your legs tired? (Girl answers why?) Guy says Cuz you've been running through my mind all day!
Come here and sit on my lap baby, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
2006-07-19 13:02:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a friend who asked a girl at a party, with part of his scrotum showing through his zipper if she would mind helping him remove the gum stuck on his pants...
2006-07-19 10:35:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if it qualifies but I like to use this one:
"Hey, aren't you Gabe's girlfriend?"
If she says no, I don't have a boyfriend I ask "So, it wouldn't be an issue to give me your number then?"
This seems to work. Got 9 numbers last Sunday
2006-07-19 10:55:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a lez, but you're one attractive girl. Great questions you ask, too. And, damn, you can get ready in 20 minutes?! Takes me over an hour. I'm impressed all around.
2006-07-19 10:43:23 · answer #6 · answered by rhiannon2797 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a guy say "My wife's outta town...got the house to myself, so wanna come?" AND SHE DID. lol...I guess some people are attracted to stupid pickup lines
2006-07-19 10:33:42 · answer #7 · answered by Pyromaniac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumbest pick up line i ever gave that worked was- nice shoes wanna f&ck
2006-07-19 10:32:28 · answer #8 · answered by poboyman27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a girl whom requested me to help her setup wireless networking in her home. She rang me from office and insisted, "... since you are staying near, you can come anytime after work. "
2006-07-19 22:14:14 · answer #9 · answered by p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard a friend come off with "Hey baby want to ****"and it actually worked for him.
2006-07-19 11:32:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋