I think that he should be eating salads instead if you want to keep getting presents. He could stand to lose a couple of kilos here and there if he wants to see the next few Christmases.
(Russians have Ded Moroz and Snegurochka...so, I don't have to worry about this unless I stay in Canada indefinitely which I may...so, I am just preparing for the future!)
2006-07-19 10:22:28 · 20 answers · asked by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
I just spoke with Santa and he said to heck with dieting. He has been fat for centuries and his cholesterol is good.
2006-07-19 10:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think you are right. With every last house serving him cookies, I am surprised that no one ever sit down and decide that, you know what? He is going all night and he needs a MEAL, not some f@cking cookies! He get than all the time. Why not some nice fried chicken? Why not leave a note where you would normally leave a plate of cookies and say
'Dear Santa,
Listen, you eat cookies all the time and you about tasted them all. You need to eat something a little more fulfilling. A little more healthy. Christ, you may have diabetes already!
Look, in the fridge, there's some chicken in there, on a plate with some mac and cheese and a salad made for you. We have a microwave, so help yourself. We have a couple of dressings inside and some nice Ice tea (we have some cola, too.)
So, take care, and I hope you enjoyed your meal!'
This may make this extremely jolly man less jolly. A healthy, sizable man.
but, this is what I think.
2006-07-19 17:50:47 · answer #2 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because there is a raffle on to see how many cookies he can eat before he can't get down the chimney. The person with the closest number to the correct answer wins a year of daily Christmas presents, a sleigh ride and a date with the big guy where the lucky winner will be told the secret of how Santa knows who is naughty and who is nice.
2006-07-19 19:49:05 · answer #3 · answered by DreamFlyer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you feed Snegurochka? I doubt he is eating salads. Why do people always come here and want to put their own cultural views on how we treat our Santa. I have seen Ded Moroz, no prize there...feel salads to your guys and we may take notice.
2006-07-20 18:22:53 · answer #4 · answered by LongAgo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That reminds me of a musical my students and I wrote. Santa has a bad dream that the dr. tells him he is too fat and has to lose weight. He encounters a child who talks about how he learned to eat healthy foods at school and the kid does everything he can to get Santa to exercise. Eventually he wakes up and tell Mrs. Clause about his dream. He says that he knows he fat, but everyone keeps tempting him with cookies. Then Mrs. Clause asks the children if they would help out by leaving fruit for Santa instead.
So you see, we are not all feeding Santa cookies!
2006-07-20 04:18:55 · answer #5 · answered by runningviolin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's lived on cookies for centuries. And let's face it, who wants a salad instead of a cookie? He's also a fan of Coke a Cola.
2006-07-19 17:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by Sniggly_Snew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa told us he preferred cookies over a salad, herring, chips or even a snort of vodka.
He likes us better, thats why he tells us his secrets!
2006-07-19 17:34:23 · answer #7 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because that's what daddies like to eat while placing presents under the tree.
2006-07-19 17:26:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hes santa, hes invinsible like the greek gods, thats why
2006-07-19 17:27:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get him an egg mcmuffin. I figure by the time he makes it around to my place he's probably hungry for breakfast. And let's face it...what's better than an egg mcmuffin?
2006-07-19 17:46:11 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋