I threw up in my friend's car after a loooong nite of drinking, but was wondering what was the best way to clean your face and pretend like it was natural to throw up in your friend's carseat. How?
2006-07-19 10:16:17 · 8 answers · asked by Kookoo Bananas 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Use your sleeve. Swish ANY liquid around in your mouth and spit it out the window. Sit up and act like everything is fine (whether it is or not!).
2006-07-19 11:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by Goose&Tonic 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, at this point, it's probably just best to accept the fact that you have no dignity left, and just try to be as neat as possible. That's like trying to pretend there is no nose on your face. After all that drinking, you may have been able to convince yourself, but you aren't fooling anyone else.
2006-07-19 17:20:10 · answer #2 · answered by MornGloryHM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slip some bucks in your friends pocket, and tell him to spend it on the cleaning of his/her choice. My dog peed in my daughters room, when my son took him for a visit. He left her with $200 to use at her own discretion. He was there for two days.
Money talks, BS walks. It is natural to throw-up.
Alcohol is poison. Know your limits.
You play, you pay...$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Well, I would recommend you wipe from you Index finger to your elbow, on the top side, then roll your arm to the other side, and aim in the other direction, beginning from elbow to Pinky.
If that isn't easy, then you need to stretch more. hehe
2006-07-19 17:27:56 · answer #3 · answered by gypsyworks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask for some napkins, if not available use your shirt.A good friend would consider the car over their face anyway. Offer to have the car shampooed at your expense. (Just common courtesy)
2006-07-19 17:22:58 · answer #4 · answered by heavenly28001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start at you shoulder and move down from there, involving as much of the sleeve as you can. Avoid getting barf on your palm, because you have to shake hands to thank your freind for the ride home.
2006-07-19 17:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by emmadropit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quickly move into the front seat and take a dump there. Your friend will not notice the vomit on the back seat.
2006-07-19 17:20:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
back of the hand swiftly across your lips, then proceed to wipe it on the car upholstery
2006-07-19 17:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by YOU WILL BOW TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask one of your secret service men for his shoe........puke in it and then tell him to put the d*mn thing back on.
Evidence is gone...oh.....wipe you mouth on the SS Agent's coat.
2006-07-19 19:09:39 · answer #8 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋