2006-07-19 10:12:04 · 10 answers · asked by houstonguy3 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's funny....
2006-07-19 10:14:19 · answer #1 · answered by Junior's Gal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your sea monkeys are shrimp. Chances are they're aware of your existance only as a darkening of the light or a massive shape that drifts past occasionally. However, they don't really have the mental capacity to understand such purely conceptual things as God. In fact, if they don't hide or cower as you approach you can be certain that they're either not aware of you or aren't even smart enough to understand "Predator".
2006-07-19 17:21:13 · answer #2 · answered by rickthewonderalgae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u need jesus.
if u feel & think that you're the god of sea monkeys? something is definitely wrong with this picture.
there's only 1 god ever created, & he's up in heaven listening & watching u say you're a god of sea monkeys.
god's a jealous god.
thou shalt have NO other god's b/4 him, nor worship any graven idol images nor idols.
2006-07-19 17:15:28 · answer #3 · answered by lu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you are the god of your sea monkeys but they don't give a crap about you as long as you take care of them and treat them well.!
2006-07-19 17:14:36 · answer #4 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Sea Monkeys are at risk of being converted to Islam, Judaism and Christianity. You must smite all those who would seek to milsead them to hell.
2006-07-19 17:17:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
according to sea monkey scripture, yes
2006-07-19 21:02:02 · answer #6 · answered by JUDAS PRIEST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The don't know you exist for sure but I believe that they are building a shrine in you honor as we speak.
2006-07-19 17:14:57 · answer #7 · answered by The Bat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they do and they hate you.
Sincerely
The OJ Defense Team
2006-07-19 17:15:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but you can teach them. Start killing them, torturing them, kill thier babies and than they will know you are god.
2006-07-19 17:15:23 · answer #9 · answered by PicassoInAction 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to write them a Bible first
2006-07-19 17:14:44 · answer #10 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋