1st joke:One Ugly Wish
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."
Idk..but I thought it was hilarious.
2006-07-19 10:05:58 · 32 answers · asked by lonnie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ya, thats funny......check this one:
A man tells his Blonde wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
2006-07-19 10:25:40 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
OMG! Hilarious! I'm still laughing. Told wife. She is laughing too. Great joke. Keep 'em coming!
2006-07-19 10:10:11 · answer #2 · answered by kiseek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its good joke dear?
but if u wana make ur joke funy dear try to make it short and get to the point?
good luck in other jokes, this was good but need more funny ones like?
one man saw in the road humbger and fired pototo running so fast, guse why??????????
because they are fast foood?
hahah short and funny ok dear....
2006-07-19 10:14:04 · answer #3 · answered by sofey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl that was hilarious!! it's much better than most of the jokes i've been hearing on this site
2006-07-19 10:10:47 · answer #4 · answered by cRaZeEcHiCa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2006-07-19 10:08:06 · answer #5 · answered by gremlincollie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed it, got a little giggle out of me
2006-07-19 10:09:35 · answer #6 · answered by Sandra M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was pretty hilarious
2006-07-19 10:10:35 · answer #7 · answered by heyheykareem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!
2006-07-19 10:08:17 · answer #8 · answered by Buffy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. this is the greatest n best joke ever. seriously, i like n luv it.
this last guy is so creative n so r u...
2006-07-19 13:05:11 · answer #9 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kind of mean.. not that funny either and if there gna go to heaven anyways.. y they need wishes? helloo u get everything in heaven .. damn
2006-07-19 10:08:37 · answer #10 · answered by Kamaliez T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋