I could try it in a few days, but I first want to make sure that it's a nice idea.
2006-07-19 09:56:35 · 26 answers · asked by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
It works for me.....but be careful...there are some MALE lifeguards around and with your eyes closed, you never know what you'll get!
2006-07-19 11:04:24 · answer #1 · answered by Jenny A 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well, with the picture that you have posted on here, it doesn't seem that you would need to play dead. Although I did look into your profile and you stated that you can sometimes be bossy, maybe that is something that is the turn off to the girls, and that is why you think that you need to resort ot playing dead. I would work on not being bossy, and not on the playing dead. Also there will be one to many times that you will cry wolf, and then when you really do need help no one will be there for you.
Also here are some other things to think about
-what if the girl that comes to "revive" you is not pretty in your standards. What would you tell her, would you try it again?
-What if the pretty girl that you want to "revive" you doesn't know how, and calls 911 and the police and ambulance come there? How would you explain that to them.
-What if the pretty girl goes to tell a male (friend/lifeguard) about the situation and HE comes to revive you?
-What if the pretty girl is already with someone and her man finds out what you are doing? How would you explain that?
These are just a few things to think about before you try to attempt fate.
2006-07-19 17:10:05 · answer #2 · answered by rabika97 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be funny to see CPR performed on someone trying to "play dead". Anyone that had ever performed CPR for real knows that on the very first compression ribs start breaking. That would lead to a whole new set of troubles. If the woman you tried to impress knew what you were up to she may do that just to teach you a lesson. It would only be a nice idea if you wanted to spend some time in the hospital for rib fractures and possible organ lacerations.
2006-07-19 17:44:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a stupid idea. You could actually get in trouble with the law.
Lets say this young woman comes to your assistance and tells someone to call 911. Meanwhile soomeone goes to get the life guard. You will be fined and jailed for false emergence assistance. What you do is pull the professionals away from helping those really in need. You could be the cause of somone elses death becasue you have occupied the emergency staff on your fake drowning. Just resently a woman called 911 and asked them to send out that handsome cop she saw earliler. She went into detail of how this is not an emergency, but at her age she rarely meets good looking men. She has been charged and fined several thousand of dollors and jail time.
Come up with a better plan.....how abuoot something simple like "hello, how are you today?"
2006-07-19 17:08:55 · answer #4 · answered by clcalifornia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were the unsuspecting woman, I would hate you. Making someone think you are dead is no way to start a relationship. Such a prank is vile and cold. I wouldn't suggest it. And don't fake drowning if there's a hot lifeguard either. Seriously, get a back bone and ask an attractive lady for a drink, not pretend to need CPR or rescued.
2006-07-19 17:00:32 · answer #5 · answered by Lanie Janie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMGosh!!! No.
No, b/c one you could get hurt, CPR means they will attempt to make your heart beat which means if you don’t need it then you’ll be hurt from it.
Also, what if you were a distraction and someone else REALLY needed help, but they died b/c the life guard was preoccupied by YOU!
On the other hand most intelligent and well trained people will CHECK for a pulse first, thus you will get NO kiss and no chest pumping jerks.
DUH
;-)
2006-07-19 16:59:25 · answer #6 · answered by Am 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not really a nice thing to do but you could get lucky and a pretty lady will help save you but you are also risking the chance of that happening you might end up with some guys mouth on yours. ewwwww!!! i don't think you want that. and you know the girl could be mad that you did that but you're pretty attractive so maybe she'll be happy. ; )
2006-07-19 17:07:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if an overweight middle aged man thought you were dead and gave you CPR. huh
2006-07-19 17:03:52 · answer #8 · answered by Cymalon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know you would get an "attractive lady"? You may get a 300 LB sweaty man. That would be interesting. LOL
2006-07-19 17:02:02 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthinia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the idea is good but what are the chances that an attractive lady will revive you???
2006-07-19 17:00:07 · answer #10 · answered by XXX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, because what if it is not an attractive lady, and some ugly person tries to give you cpr?
2006-07-19 17:01:09 · answer #11 · answered by Tiffany.P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋