2006-07-19 09:37:40 · 16 answers · asked by HeartsBreaker 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bananas instead of guns. Then no one else could carry a banana unless they had a permit. And anyone who was could be arrested. And the courts would overflow with kids who brought bananas to school. And people would be thrown in jail all over the place, mostly for being in contempt of court for laughing when the judge sentenced them to 3 years in the clink for assault with a deadly fruit. Because it sounds funny.
2006-07-19 09:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by *Brooke*Loves*Stars* 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm a cop! I use bananas all the time!!! You need to go to crime school, my friend... get out and learn what REALLY is going on in the world.
2006-07-19 16:40:56 · answer #2 · answered by shelsi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because bananas AREN'T weapons?
Just a wild guess here.
2006-07-19 16:40:54 · answer #3 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the banana as a weapon lacks certain appeal! lol
2006-07-19 17:12:06 · answer #4 · answered by cerebral assassin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me ask you this....why dont criminals use bananas instead of guns??? or better yet why arent bananas a weapon of choice??
2006-07-19 16:41:03 · answer #5 · answered by Cas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the cops would eat them?
2006-07-19 16:46:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because....im not even going to start...funny question though...maybe because there would be a shortage for banana splits
2006-07-19 16:41:21 · answer #7 · answered by 96.7 KCAL ROCKS!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it is hard to load a banana
2006-07-19 16:43:52 · answer #8 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bcos they don't like working with monkeys o monkeys r too noisy to work with.
2006-07-19 19:27:44 · answer #9 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it would be even better if they used carrots.
They don't ripe that easy...
2006-07-19 16:40:23 · answer #10 · answered by Andi Rolf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋