I don't ever remember asking you to do that. You guys need to chill out a bit.
I see that sometimes you use that bible thing to justify it sometimes. Some of you seem to think that it was me who wrote this book or inspired it.I mean come on, I can't even use spellcheck.
I finally got around to reading the bible and woah ! i mean I appreciate the bigraphy but are you guys way of the mark or what.
I didn't smite anyone and what's this about a flood and plagues of locusts ? Ugh I hate insects. I didn't realise that they would evolve.
As for a flood and an ark, I get sea sick watching speed 2 so forget that.
And NO, I have nothing against gay people. Sheesh !
If you must make up stories fine, but please don't use these stories in order justify to hating and killing each other.
Look after each other............... that's all I ever wanted.
2006-07-19 09:19:38 · 24 answers · asked by GOD 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
BTW Does anyone know when the new Family Guy season starts. We only get basic cable up here. Man I love that show !
2006-07-19 09:19:53 · update #1
And NO I don't send people to hell for so called blasphemy. Anyway it's not really hell as such , it's more of a garage we don't use anymore. But it's got a TV showing Kent Hovind lectures ...... which is a kind of hell I suppose.
2006-07-19 09:20:13 · update #2
We should put this in the bible! We can call it: The Book of Yahoo!
2006-07-19 09:32:46 · answer #1 · answered by Sleepy Shroom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY GOD!
You seem to have a selective memory about what you tell people:
Judges 1:4 And Judah went up; and the LORD delivered the Canaanites and the Perizzites into their hand: and they slew of them in Bezek ten thousand men.
Any of the Old Testament slaughter fest ring a bell? Maybe you are just trying to make yourself look good now. Did you hire a publicist or something? Remaking your image?
2006-07-19 09:23:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice try, but God did more than inspire the Bible, i beleive He wrote it. But i did beleive that God doesnt want us to hate or kill, as in the comandments and in the beattitudeds
But when people disobeyed God there was going to be consequences
plagues, floods, and entire cities destroyed
Its different now, if God punished us for being wicked evil people that lived the way they want...
Just think about it
2006-07-19 09:41:49 · answer #3 · answered by 0110010100 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woo-hoo! Now I can say I've heard God's word, and I didn't have to go anywhere near a burning bush for it.
2006-07-19 09:30:37 · answer #4 · answered by psykhaotic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got to say that once I actually went through and read what YOU wrote I got it and as a "christian" it was not offensive. Funny though.
2006-07-19 09:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by ms_melissa_martinez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee... in the Bible, the Old Testament, - if you speak in God's name and it's false, - then... you're stoned..
Ouch !!
BTW: I guess Hitler made his own thoughts.. that of God's thoughts... that's how wars and hatred really starts.
2006-07-19 09:22:55 · answer #6 · answered by MK6 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really should have done that skywriting thing with the 10 commandments.
2006-07-19 09:29:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must apologize, God, You're much wiser than I've given You credit for.
2006-07-19 09:23:48 · answer #8 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I really wish I had that much time on my hands
2006-07-19 09:24:37 · answer #9 · answered by Alissa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll bet! OK, let's make sure you are who you say you are. How much change do I have in my right pocket right now?
2006-07-19 09:35:11 · answer #10 · answered by JAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋