A man met a beautiful woman. They fell in love, and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He replied, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."
So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice Caribbean resort. The first morning, they were lying by the pool when the husband got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two and a half tuck, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. He followed that with a triple-twisting dive in jack-knife position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.
The new bride said, “That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the pool. She did laps in freestyle, breaststroke, even butterfly! After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No,” she said, “I was a hooker in Detroit and I worked both sides of the river."
2006-07-19 09:12:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
Hahaha. OK, I have to admit that I laughed at that one. Thanks for that, needed it one a Wednesday afternoon.
2006-07-19 09:21:31 · answer #1 · answered by francesfarmer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So are you sayin she works in Detroit and Windsor? Becuase if you did you forgot about the exchange rate
2006-07-19 09:55:38 · answer #2 · answered by nigga 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol those are hilarious! movie star for you! Barney: contained in the third comic tale, the adult males are all given modes of transportation in accordance with how honest they were to their different halves. the guy contained in the jaguar became the most honest, yet then sees his spouse on rollerblades. he assumes that she were given those because she wasnt honest to him (assuming that St. Peter requested her a similar question he requested the adult males) so he starts crying
2016-11-06 20:28:03 · answer #3 · answered by dagnone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2006-07-19 09:46:19 · answer #4 · answered by MSJP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live outside Detroit.Good joke, keep em coming.
2006-07-19 09:39:21 · answer #5 · answered by Kennyp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao ps i live close to detroit river and still enjoyed the joke also sending it to my son he will love it
2006-07-19 09:18:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really cute! Funny! LOL!
2006-07-19 09:19:11 · answer #7 · answered by Music is my LOVER!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep 'em coming man that was the funniest thing i think ive heard all month.
2006-07-19 09:18:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh hahaha!
2006-07-19 09:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's a good'n
2006-07-19 09:15:45 · answer #10 · answered by mcstennis09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋