Exorcism or Circumcision?
2006-07-19 09:02:15 · 12 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Have you not listened to the words of advice of His Honour the Worm?
On second thought, maybe the sausages should be circumcised, if you are going to keep them. You know, it's the thing about hygiene, if you're going to let them out in the open. Think in their best interest.
And the candy canes? His Honour the Worm tells me you have to baptise them. Have a great load of fun.
2006-07-20 07:55:33 · answer #1 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, your sure spent alot of time asking dumb questions today!
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2006-07-19 16:09:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Angel of Death,
I would seek an exorcism AND circumcision, just to make sure it's taken care of.
Best of luck to you.
2006-07-19 16:07:02 · answer #3 · answered by jatheney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Crowley, what went on in your head
Mr. Crowley, did you talk with the dead
Your life style to me seemed so tragic
With the thrill of it all
You fooled all the people with magic
You waited on Satan's call
2006-07-19 16:07:19 · answer #4 · answered by Lucifer T. Chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know which but will you come by my house over the Christmas holidays? You would save me a trip to the store...
2006-07-19 22:04:20 · answer #5 · answered by go_to_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sausages and candycanes?...you lucky devil.....envite some people over and have a party on you....lol.......wait....what kind of sausages?.........oh well....just have them bring a covered dish...you'll provide the meat and dessert.
2006-07-19 16:07:49 · answer #6 · answered by lisa46151 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm. If you start excreting butter pecan ice cream, I'm coming over.
2006-07-19 18:09:49 · answer #7 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really need some sleep and a multivitamin a day couldn't hurt either.
2006-07-19 16:06:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I'd open a store.
Make a profit man! (prophet, get it?)
2006-07-19 16:06:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are weird and creepy.
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