My girlfriends and I crack up at the end of a long night out when we share and compare lame pickup lines that guys use to get our attention. I would love to hear some of the yours.
2006-07-19 09:01:43 · 18 answers · asked by Me 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
My fav is...
Want to come back to my place for sex and spaghetti?
No
Why not don't you like spaghetti?
2006-07-19 09:07:13 · answer #1 · answered by rudytute 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend and I do that to. When we go to the movies, we hear some other couples using retarded and lame pick-up lines EVER!!!!! I think last week we heard: Santa came early this year! What the hell is that supposed to mean? Some people are dorks!
2006-07-19 09:28:55 · answer #2 · answered by lulu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was one time I was walking to work and a guy just got out of his parked car and locked the door. The car made a 'beep' sound like all car alarms do and he said to me 'you're so hot even my car's hollering at you'. I tought that was pretty lame.
2006-07-19 09:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by bcbebe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" in case you've been a McDonalds burger, i'd call you McGorgeous." "I lost my determination! what's yours?" " did you understand karate? Cuz Your body is kickin'!" " Are you from Tennesse? Cuz you're the only 10 I see!" "If i ought to rearrange the alphabet, i'd placed U and that i together." did it damage? "what damage?" "once you fell from heaven!" sure, the perfect one..human beings actual stated htis to others: " Do you've raisins?" reaction: "er... No?" "Then do you wanna bypass out?" reaction:" What? NO!"
2016-12-01 22:43:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy grabbed the back of my shirt, right under my hair, pulled out the tag, and said "I was just checking to see if you were made in heaven."
2006-07-19 09:05:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are those space pants your wearing? 'Cause your @$$ is out of this world.
That was by far the lamest I've ever gotten.
2006-07-19 09:08:22 · answer #6 · answered by CuriousCat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was at a party and this guy came up to me and asked if i was from Tennessee... i didn't catch on cause i was drunk and watching someone, and i dint think anyone actually said those lines.. so i just looked at him and said no, why?? and he bust out, cause you the only 10 i see...
and i fell out laughing
2006-07-19 09:07:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dam Baby you sure have some FINE KNEES, I had never heard this one so this one was so very FUNNY When I heard this said to me.
2006-07-19 09:06:35 · answer #8 · answered by sweettoni37 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey baby you look good and I look good so where be a good looking couple. And that's mines.
2006-07-19 09:08:09 · answer #9 · answered by Ray Ray 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey pookie is the worst iv got from some one.
2006-07-19 09:06:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want to go get a cheeseburger and f u c k? What you don't like cheeseburgers?
2006-07-19 09:05:23 · answer #11 · answered by PISC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋