On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
2006-07-19 09:01:00 · 9 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol..
Reminds me of the farmer and his wife who were riding home in the donkey cart after buying groceries, and a storm came up, and the farmer took out the terpentine bottle, rubbed some under the donkey's tail to get some speed up...and the sudden acceleration caused his wife to land in the road as well...and she shrieked " wait for me !!!"...and he threw the bottle out near her and shrieked back at her " you know what to do ...."
2006-07-19 11:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by Featherman 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Great joke i think I am about to go rent a truck and take my wife for a ride.
2006-07-19 16:32:43 · answer #2 · answered by G-man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe kinda old, sorry ummm dude??? or dudette? ummm yeah lol hehehehehehe check ya later â¥
2006-07-19 22:06:30 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!!!LOL I'm glad I am not like that.
Ok I do tend to talk sometimes......
Peach
2006-07-19 16:31:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so.. what's the question?? Good joke though!
Love, Jinyll
2006-07-19 16:16:09 · answer #5 · answered by 5674646 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahhah soooooooooo funny
2006-07-19 23:37:52 · answer #6 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thatspretty good
2006-07-19 17:22:58 · answer #7 · answered by heyheykareem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good *clap clap clap clap*
2006-07-19 16:48:23 · answer #8 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quick n great...
2006-07-19 19:56:56 · answer #9 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋