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I've contemplated this all my life...


Any ideas? :D

2006-07-19 08:59:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Diet & Fitness

You guys sure are creative! xD

*Rofl*

2006-07-19 09:29:25 · update #1

22 answers

ALONE.....

2006-07-19 09:07:35 · answer #1 · answered by Lissacal 7 · 0 0

The worst possible way to die...hmm...depends...for me? First the Sun burns out. As we're freezing from the lack of heat, Haley's Comet collides with an asteroid. This sends the comet spiraling off course, changing its orbit to an orbit that has the Earth in its path. By this time, the Earth is almost completely frozen. The water has frozen entirely, most of us have already died from dehydration. The rest of us are slowly freezing solid. In a few days, we will all be dead, and the frozen water will expand and split the Earth in half. Before that gets a chance to happen, Haley's Comet enters the Earth's atmosphere. The heat provided from the Comet thaws the remaining humans out, giving us a chance to experience burning up and dying (Woohoo). As the Comet impacts the Earth's surface, the oceans thaw out and the Earth starts to split. Then the oceans pour into the enormous fissure, only to evaporate from the intense heat at the core. Then the Earth splits all the way in half, and the halves no longer in orbit or controlled by the gravity of the cold Sun are sent hurling into space, and everyone is dead. By now, the Sun is completely dead. Without the gravity of the Sun, all the other planets are sent hurling into space, and the entire Solar System is destroyed.
The End.

2006-07-19 16:27:25 · answer #2 · answered by hobo6 2 · 0 0

To have your neck slowly sliced by a rusty sawblade while crocodiles pulled off your legs while boiling hot tar was poured on your groin while your arms were crushed by elephants while your eyes were poked with hot irons while your mouth was stretched out to enormous proportions while your ears were filled with hot wax while your stomach was pelted by sledges wielded by Hungarian midgets while...well um, I just can't think of any more :(

2006-07-19 16:08:30 · answer #3 · answered by J 3 · 0 0

Living is the cause of death. Why worry about the worst way so morbit.

Take the best way. Slow Suicide.

Find somethings you really like and do them slowly!

2006-07-19 16:08:19 · answer #4 · answered by LeBlanc 6 · 0 0

Drowning always seemed horrible to me... but whoever mentioned Hostel.. that does make me think. I think being tortured for hours before actually dying would be the worst.

2006-07-19 16:07:56 · answer #5 · answered by xenomorph_girl 3 · 0 0

To not be saved by Jesus , you actually die twice . Spiritually and physically . Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and be saved . John 14:6

2006-07-19 16:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by robinhoodcb 4 · 0 0

After reading the first few answers, I really felt sick. They're all horribly good answers. Then I found hobo6 and Maverick - I feel better now - Thanx

2006-07-19 18:15:50 · answer #7 · answered by cat lady 5 · 0 0

You're wearing a skirt, and you suddenly trip down the stairs in your school.
When you land, your spinal cord has snapped, and your skirt is flipped up.
You're wearing your worst stained underwear, and that is everyone's last image of you.

2006-07-19 16:48:33 · answer #8 · answered by POOF 5 · 0 0

If a Kung Fu Fighting Hamster bit your *ss when you are taking a cr*p and eating pizza at the same time while farting out fire!

2006-07-19 16:11:44 · answer #9 · answered by Kapitan Mayon 2 · 0 0

Hit by a lightning while sitting on a toilette

2006-07-19 16:03:16 · answer #10 · answered by dreineuntel 2 · 0 0

By a frozen ball of feces accidently dumped by an airliner 30,000 feet up!!

2006-07-19 16:03:17 · answer #11 · answered by zharantan 5 · 0 0

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