i know that everything MUST be covered in those handy books.
2006-07-19 08:57:49 · 7 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
White Beards 2:05: And the Greatest Gnome of all ate a mushroom, and chanted: "Ye be all jellybeans". The people feasted on fruit loops, and were called Greta.
Mushroom 6:66: And I quote thee, Enchanted Mushroom, for thou shalt not be poisonous, and in the tidings jolly shalt thou be. Thou hast marvelous white spots on thine red umbrella. Hearing this, the Greta Gnomes chanted.
And you call them useless? They are guidelines on how to live your life, silly rabbit.
2006-07-20 08:04:53 · answer #1 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Plastic Garden Gnome Books were proved to be heretical by the Roaming Gnome at the Council of Travelocity in 2003. It was discovered at that time that the books had been actually written by the Orbitz Group, a rival sect.
2006-07-19 16:05:29 · answer #2 · answered by byhisgrace70295 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Qu'ran is sure to have something to say about depictions of bearded gnomes, or sculptures adorning ones earthly garden being haram...maybe someone else will know I'm not good at quoting scripture.
2006-07-19 16:03:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alissa 25:79
And the lord said "get rid of your platic pink flamingos, I am the almighty father and will christian you all will plastic garden gnomes"
2006-07-19 16:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by Alissa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus once said "Thou cannot make your hair black or white" somewhere in the godspells.
2006-07-19 16:01:39 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, sorry friend. I can tell you history of them that is about it.
2006-07-19 16:05:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO :-(
2006-07-19 16:00:25 · answer #7 · answered by Dumb American 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋