2006-07-19 08:54:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh and if you don't wear Adidas, you are not a true Atheist.
2006-07-19 08:56:06 · update #1
Well ****. My footwear is a traitor to me and my entire belief system, then. Where does Dr. Scholls live? We have unfinished business, he and I...
2006-07-19 08:59:09 · answer #1 · answered by The Resurrectionist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am I missing something? What does Adidas have to to with being an Atheist?
2006-07-19 15:58:43 · answer #2 · answered by rules27 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were looking for a corporate sponsor so that they could spread the message of non-conformist religionist propoganda. Bob, in the Adidas marketing department ok'd the sponsorship because he misread the fine print. He thought it was for Athletists not Atheists.
2006-07-20 10:53:22 · answer #3 · answered by Dark Light 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminder to myself: Buy Adidas shoes tonight!
2006-07-19 15:58:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*whines* But I like Doc Martens!
2006-07-19 16:04:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really? Dang.
Do I have to turn in my card and secret decoder ring then?
2006-07-19 15:57:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your probably the only one who does, your in a fan club all of your own
2006-07-19 15:57:59 · answer #7 · answered by helper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RUN DMC isnt atheists.
2006-07-19 15:57:52 · answer #8 · answered by snoogans 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO YOUR WRONG YOU IDIOT!!!!! ALL TRUE ATHEISTS BELIEVE ONLY WHAT I BELIEVE ABOUT WHAT MY MOM SAID MY PSYCHOLOGIST TOLD HER ABOUT WHAT HE READ FREUD WROTE IN A BOOK ABOUT MY SHOES YOU IGNORANT A-ATHEIST!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-19 16:01:18 · answer #9 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be cause they are athletic tenieshoes
2006-07-19 16:00:01 · answer #10 · answered by ladybug_beauty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋