2006-07-19 08:30:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Now I know that I can't beat James M on this one. I know that what he says is true because I don't understand him.
However, I can put my own opinion forward on this one. My answer must win on this one because I am Cheese mans messiah (because he told me so). As I am the Cheese mans messiah, and the most perfect thing in cheese mans life is cheese then I must be the God of Cheese. Because my Mam told me that I am perfect and I believe her, then Cheese must therefore be perfect. For this reason we must all pray to the God of Gorgonzola, Edam, Gouda, Cheddar etc (i.e ME). CHEESE IS THE ESSENCE OF PERFECTION!!!!!!! I am now going away to write my Cheese Bible.
2006-07-19 10:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by kenweird1982 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cheese is the essence of perfect constipation.
2006-07-19 15:33:02 · answer #2 · answered by pulchritudinous 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
spray cheese is the essence of perfection.Well anything that comes from a can!
2006-07-19 15:32:58 · answer #3 · answered by LorissaluvJames 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Undoubtedly. Christian texts back this up:
The Tetragrammaton has four letters
Jesus has four distinct letters JESU
Cheese has four distinct letters CHES
Dropping the two different elements we have ES, which, in Latin corresponds to "is"
So we can deduce that god=jesus=cheese
HOW CAN PEOPLE HAVE MISSED THIS??? WAKE UP!!!
IT IS WHY THEY SERVE WINE AND BREAD IN CHURCH!!!!!
Cheese does not judge. Cheese comes in many forms. Cheese loves you. (Even if you are lactose intolerant and do not love cheese).
2006-07-19 15:49:24 · answer #4 · answered by James M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
depends on the kind....not all cheese is perfect or even good, but there is a lot of good cheese.
2006-07-19 15:33:34 · answer #5 · answered by The Frontrunner 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What makes you think that? I guess you love cheese
2006-07-19 15:33:15 · answer #6 · answered by lucky 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe not THE essence but damn close.
2006-07-19 15:32:52 · answer #7 · answered by krd12 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is true. I live in the holy land... Wisconsin.
2006-07-19 15:43:31 · answer #8 · answered by Billy Z 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cheese curds are squeaky clean :D lol
2006-07-19 15:33:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no....it's cheese cake.
2006-07-19 15:34:15 · answer #10 · answered by Jaime L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋