Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Coz it was dead.
Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree?
Coz it was dead.
Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree?
Coz it thought the other two were playing a game, and copied them.
Why did the elephant die?
Coz 3 monkeys fell on it's head.
2006-07-19 08:29:25 · 19 answers · asked by Dawnyyyyy bub 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't you just hate it when you tell a joke on here and everybody says its no good.
Well I liked it.
Thanks for the giggle!!!!!!!!! lol
2006-07-19 08:57:43 · answer #1 · answered by MoJoJoJo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
CHeck this joke:
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named you daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
2006-07-19 15:32:37 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry you missed the handing out of the comic gene at birth - Try again
2006-07-19 15:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Gilmore's joke was great but I'm afraid yours didn't raise a glimmer of a smile.
2006-07-19 15:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by blondie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This random joke is a little 3rd-grade-ish... but good effort
2006-07-19 15:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by rachelle105210 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I'm sorry but it is not a funny joke.
2006-07-19 16:34:13 · answer #6 · answered by G-man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry babes, my now 7yr old son told me that joke last year!!
2006-07-19 16:15:04 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetcakes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt but it sure tickled my 8 yr old son lol
2006-07-19 15:33:13 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go back to the drawing board
2006-07-19 15:42:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did YOU fall out of a tree?
'cause you're stupid! :)
2006-07-19 15:41:15 · answer #10 · answered by loves watching deer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋