Any Blair Jokes?

Answer 1

Sure, CHeck this out :

Mr. Bush went to England. At a meeting with the queen of England (where no one else was present), Bush asked the queen, "How can you control the country so nicely although being a woman."

Queen says, "I have the best men working under me."

Bush says, "How can you tell that they are best?"

Queen says, "I'll show you. I'll ask anyone a question such that I know the answer before and determine that whether he is good or not!"

Then Queen calls Mr. Blair and says, "Tell me who is the son or daughter of your parents but not your brother or sister."

Mr. Blair says, "It's me!"

Queen says, "Good."

Then she turns on Bush and says, "See, Blair is intelligent!"


Bush was verrrrry happy learning this technique. When he came back to USA, he called Dick Cheney and said, "Tell me who is the son or daughter of your parents but not your brother or sister."

Dick Cheney was upset not knowing the answer. He wanted a week time to find the answer. Bush geanted a week time. Dick Cheney called meetings and meetings but no one could answer this. When Condolizza Rice came, she laughed listening the question and said, "It's me!"

At once Dick Cheney went to Bush and said, "I know the answer! The answer is CONDOLIZZA RICE!!!!!"

Bush shouted at once and yelled, "Stupid dumbs. No one of my people knows the answer of this simple question. The answer is TONY BLAIR!"


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heheh...hope you like it ...............

Answer 2

Blair looks like a rat. He goes outside the norm, since many English people look like bulldogs.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Blair.
Who could have killed this mouse? Could it be Blair?

Yo mama so dumb, she voted for Tony Blair.

Yo mama so blind, she voted for Tony Blair.

Yo mama so poor, she asked for Tony Blair's social welfare services.

Answer 3

Blair? What are you talking about?

Answer 4

blair?

Answer 5

He is leader of the labour party :-))