2006-07-19 07:53:01 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
im 30 years old!
2006-07-19 08:05:44 · update #1
she knows Im a virgin
2006-07-19 08:14:18 · update #2
I was watching cartoons when it happend
2006-07-19 08:17:39 · update #3
You should French kiss your dog, it won't help but she surely will forget the wanking mind picture for a few seconds
2006-07-19 07:57:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hello eyedios,
I guess that's something that you have to put-up with for getting yourself caught in the act. Hopefully you were caught doing it in the privacy of your own room, or what ever, and not in places that are more public and/or less appropriate.
Maybe she wants to discuss the birds and the bees with you. You know, "the talk". It's what parents are told that they should do. I hope that your Mom doesn't have weird ideas of masturbation as being dirty or something.
You could explain it that this is something that guys do and that it's a very normal, natural thing that people do. Hopefully she has a man around to calm her down, but my guess is that she knows all about masturbating.
Good luck.
--Rick
2006-07-19 08:05:53 · answer #2 · answered by rickrudge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing since she caught you, you live at home. Lock your door and consider your own place. (adding the additional details adds a whole other aspect to the question...)
p.s. Don't know your religous background, but consider reading 1 Corninthians 6:18.
2006-07-19 08:12:24 · answer #3 · answered by Momof3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a normal part of the humans way of life. Everybody does it, and I am sure your mom does too. Go ahead and talk with her maybe she just wants to educate you on growing up and i don't mean that in a nasty way God Bless and Good Luck. Talk to her son.
2006-07-19 08:04:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you are going to have to talk to her. You will be embarassed - and so will she. She probably wants to know how active you are sexually so that she can tell you about the risks of sexual contact. The good thing is she cares about you - the bad thing is you are both going to feel odd having the conversation.
2006-07-19 07:57:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I checked your profile. How can you be a virgin if you had sex with your neighbor's wife. You sound pretty pathetic and you have way too much time on your hands.
2006-07-19 11:25:15 · answer #6 · answered by Mollywobbles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Masturbating is a normal thing. Tell your mother to stay out of your business and make sure you have privacy next time.
2006-07-19 07:56:57 · answer #7 · answered by Blue Jean 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it isnt already embarassing enough that she caught you, now she wants to discuss it? Man that sucks. I would avoid it at all costs. Tell her she embarassed you and you need her to give you more privacy.
2006-07-19 08:04:09 · answer #8 · answered by A. Grigs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her that it was embarrasing enough and she doesn't have to make it worse by talking about. Tell her it's normal and next time to knock on the door and next time you'll remember to lock the door lol
2006-07-19 07:58:49 · answer #9 · answered by Babe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her if she herself masterbates and why? That ought to put an end to her curiosity about your pud-pulling incident and then both of you can move on.
2006-07-19 08:01:09 · answer #10 · answered by wilma_fingadu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋