The only thing different I did in the last week was change his food to Meow Mix. Is God trying to tell me something through the Purina corporation or is this an anomoly?
2006-07-19 07:39:59 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why wouldn't god speak through the purina corporation.The virgin mary show up on muffins and grilled cheese sandwiches.
2006-07-19 07:50:05 · update #1
My point is when humans speak in tongue nobody knows what they are saying.
To the people out there that got the joke that you for the hilarious answers.
to the people replying with serious answers you scare me and keep away from my cat.
2006-07-19 07:53:42 · update #2
My golden retriever could have cast a spell on the cat. they are very competive.
2006-07-19 07:56:47 · update #3
You can pursue a career on comedy, you're awesome...
2006-07-19 07:44:23 · answer #1 · answered by lacevedo1975 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, God does not work through animals. What *really* happened here is that your cat is really actually a witch disguised as a cat. You must burn the cat at the stake and pray to God to purify your house lest you become evil too.
Unless....
...unless you are actually a witch yourself and the cat is your minion. If this is the case then you are to be burnt at the stake along with your cat and any other pets you might have. And since we're at it, we better burn your whole neighborhood for witchcraft because you are all evil.
2006-07-19 07:52:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but it is mentioned in the bible where a donkey actually spoke and had a conversation with a person. Read the story of Balaam and his donkey in Numbers 22 for the reason why the animal spoke. God any use anything even a animal to get our attention and give his instructions.
Numbers 22:19-41
21 Balaam got up in the morning, saddled his donkey and went with the princes of Moab.
22 But God was very angry when he went, and the angel of the LORD stood in the road to oppose him. Balaam was riding on his donkey, and his two servants were with him.
23 When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD standing in the road with a drawn sword in his hand, she turned off the road into a field. Balaam beat her to get her back on the road.
24 Then the angel of the LORD stood in a narrow path between two vineyards, with walls on both sides.
25 When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD, she pressed close to the wall, crushing Balaam's foot against it. So he beat her again.
26 Then the angel of the LORD moved on ahead and stood in a narrow place where there was no room to turn, either to the right or to the left.
27 When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD, she lay down under Balaam, and he was angry and beat her with his staff.
28 Then the LORD opened the donkey's mouth, and she said to Balaam, "What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?"
29 Balaam answered the donkey, "You have made a fool of me! If I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now."
30 The donkey said to Balaam, "Am I not your own donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day? Have I been in the habit of doing this to you?" "No," he said.
31 Then the LORD opened Balaam's eyes, and he saw the angel of the LORD standing in the road with his sword drawn. So he bowed low and fell facedown.
32 The angel of the LORD asked him, "Why have you beaten your donkey these three times? I have come here to oppose you because your path is a reckless one before me. [c]
33 The donkey saw me and turned away from me these three times. If she had not turned away, I would certainly have killed you by now, but I would have spared her."
34 Balaam said to the angel of the LORD, "I have sinned. I did not realize you were standing in the road to oppose me. Now if you are displeased, I will go back."
35 The angel of the LORD said to Balaam, "Go with the men, but speak only what I tell you." So Balaam went with the princes of Balak.
36 When Balak heard that Balaam was coming, he went out to meet him at the Moabite town on the Arnon border, at the edge of his territory.
37 Balak said to Balaam, "Did I not send you an urgent summons? Why didn't you come to me? Am I really not able to reward you?"
38 "Well, I have come to you now," Balaam replied. "But can I say just anything? I must speak only what God puts in my mouth."
39 Then Balaam went with Balak to Kiriath Huzoth.
40 Balak sacrificed cattle and sheep, and gave some to Balaam and the princes who were with him.
41 The next morning Balak took Balaam up to Bamoth Baal, and from there he saw part of the people.
2006-07-19 07:57:51 · answer #3 · answered by isbros 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worship no god but ME.
so god only taught cats Meow to laud god
LORD GOD TODD=TRUE
add both sides of equation up till each side is one letter each and you see that that equation is TRUE. and government of canada and Peguis First Nation both acknowledge Me as TODD. so read that in the bible god was hated. I reveal to you that is Me. I want you to know that i occaissionally feel depressed because the angels are all sentenced to hell by Me. cause they rebelled against the principles of the bible. so in my opiion you shall go to heaven no matter what a preist says, they can't speak for Me.
Worship no god but ME
ME=IVI stitched together [iL
Me=IVI stitched together e(e=arm)
so god can only be proved over time meant
MARCH APRIL MAY shows a description of H and god=g+o+d=7+15+4=26=2+6=8=H and that picture is proof that bible said god promises a visitation to earth, so Here I AM. (ex3.14) i am=iarri(stitched together) and whether you beleive it or not I AM the true Lamb SLAIN(Larrib SIL A I IV) but you rejected that cause the church wants your money to oppress this orphan claiming to be god. why do i vlaim to be god, cause bible states no one is to take orphans rights. otherwise you just might become an orphan yourself.
Meow as in IVI stitched together [iL ow yes the cats praise and honour and laud god as the scars hurt but not really. and dogs go bow wow cause you were supposed to bow to LORD GODs son.
2006-07-19 07:47:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I think he is trying to tell you something because everything happens for a reason. Alert the media and let them know immediately. Perhaps your cat will get you tons of money if you are willing to sell him on E-bay, like the pictures of Jesus on the potato chips. This is a phenomenon.
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2006-07-19 07:51:10 · answer #5 · answered by drinkupmehearties 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Demons are more likely to talk through animals then God is. Look at when Jesus sent the spirits out into the pigs that ran into the lake and drowned themselves.
2006-07-19 07:44:39 · answer #6 · answered by anysomeone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL
Do you know what your cat said? it probably said something like: Meow mix is a hoax!!! I would NEVER ask for it by name! I will sue Purina for false advertising!
But what language did it speak it in? Dog?
2006-07-19 07:44:23 · answer #7 · answered by -Incline- 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have an animal talking to you from God then you have not been listening to what God has been saying before that.No God doesn't normally but he has talked through a {donkey}this won't let me say ***, as the bible says in Numbers 22
2006-07-19 07:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by jackiedj8952 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK I've told you a thousand times already. Your thinking too much again. Get yourself a popsicle and go ask the nurse for another thorozine shot.
2006-07-19 07:44:48 · answer #9 · answered by Ricky J. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no holy spirit....no god.....no talking cat in tongues....no worries~!
If there were a god i am sure he wouldn't speak through the Purina Corp.
2006-07-19 07:44:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeh animals speak in tongues all the time. theres probably no way to ever figure out what the hell the cats sayin, but uh, yeh, go check yourself into the mental ward, i think thats probably what its sayin.
2006-07-19 07:46:09 · answer #11 · answered by Coadster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋