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That would make sense because He would not take sides with different peoples belief. He would just be mutual to all.
All hail the King of kings.

2006-07-19 07:23:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster...no way is He God...Unless he is covered in Alfredo sauce.

2006-07-19 07:27:16 · answer #1 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0 0

But more importantly, What if he isn't. What if God is who He says He is, and Jesus Christ His Son is Lord, and only through Him can you get to heaven? Jesus teaches you must be born again! We are all born with a sin nature, and even though God is a loving God, make no mistake, He is a righteous God who will not allow sin to enter into heaven. The whole purpose of what Jesus did for YOU on the Cross, was to enable a way for you to get to the Father. By acknowledging that you are a sinner, and asking Jesus to forgive you your sins and to be Lord and Savior of your life, you WILL receive the free gift of salvation, and become a new creature in Christ! The Spirit of God will then guide you in understanding the Bible, which is a manual for your new and eternal life in Christ. If your not sure, ask Him, who alone can save you. If you really want to know the truth, the Lord will show you the way. Read the gospel of John. It will walk you through Jesus' teachings. The Lord shine His Face upon you.
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2006-07-19 14:44:39 · answer #2 · answered by reigninginjesus8 1 · 0 1

If there really is a deity and that deity is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, then there will almost certainly be a holy war between those who consume the sacramental meal with a marinara sauce versus those who prefer pesto.

2006-07-19 14:31:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So where does the IPU fit into the picture? All hail the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

2006-07-19 14:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by MishMash [I am not one of your fans] 7 · 0 0

Cthulhu laughs at your spaghetti god. Although he does admire the tentacle like resemblance.

2006-07-19 15:16:32 · answer #5 · answered by James M 2 · 1 0

RAmen!

2006-07-19 14:32:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You are a pasta-farian!

2006-07-19 14:26:04 · answer #7 · answered by Real Friend 6 · 0 0

no one can prove that He's not

2006-07-19 14:27:24 · answer #8 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0 0

not this question again

2006-07-19 14:25:47 · answer #9 · answered by shiningon 6 · 0 0

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