A newyorker and a redneck were in the woods hunting together
when suddenly a voluptuous blonde girl raced across their path,
totally nude.
"Would I love to eat that? Hell, yes! the newyorker said,
smacking his lips.
So the redneck shot her.
2006-07-19 07:05:45 · 14 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Racist against rednecks? Whats the difference between a hurricane and a redneck divorce? Nothing either way you are going to lose the trailer!
2006-07-19 07:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The way I heard it the New Yorker was wanting something to mount on his wall. When the blonde ran accross he said "I'd mount that!" So the redneck shot her.
2006-07-19 17:42:57 · answer #2 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How dumb is the redneck? And, to quote Little Red, "Doesn't anyone f* anymore?"
2006-07-19 14:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK,
so thx for the 2 points...
2006-07-19 14:13:04 · answer #4 · answered by vim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh haha i get it
took me a while
i guess we kno whats for dinner
2006-07-19 15:08:55 · answer #5 · answered by tb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yay! two more points to add to my pathetic little score.
2006-07-19 14:29:05 · answer #6 · answered by cRaZeEcHiCa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2006-07-19 14:08:09 · answer #7 · answered by me! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this a question?
2006-07-19 14:12:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame.
2006-07-19 14:45:48 · answer #9 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that you told me i know it....
2006-07-19 14:13:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋