2006-07-19 06:47:49 · 14 answers · asked by Bent 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
He was the love of my life!
2006-07-19 06:49:49 · update #1
Yeah but he was always eating cookies in the damn bed!
2006-07-19 07:09:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ernie that SL*T, ran away Cookie Monster.
But don't worry Burt, word on the street is Big Bird & Snuffy are interested as long as they don't have to strap a 2 x 4 to their a**es to stop from falling in. They seem to think Ernie worked that sh*t pretty hard.
2006-07-19 13:54:47 · answer #2 · answered by Party Guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Ernie! What a conniving, cold-blooded JEZEBEL! Find some self-esteem and get on with your life...listen to the Gloria Gaynor song "I Will Survive" over and over again! And don't forget that bastard owes you HALF...that will show him! In the meanwhile, move on to Elmo! Among his many other fine qualities, he vibrates when you tickle him, you know. ;)
2006-07-19 22:44:35 · answer #3 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, bert no wonder ernie broke up with you, you still scare the hell out of me and i am 35...lol....get rid of the unibrow and maybe smile...i hear cookie monster is looking for a new buddy....
2006-07-21 02:55:37 · answer #4 · answered by ROCKER CHICK 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so sad. Breaking up is hard to do, even for a puppet. Maybe you could give Oscar a call. Yeah he's a grouch but he's easy!
2006-07-19 22:42:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but you need to forget about him and find someon else with the best qualities not the same but the best. better than the other qualities that he had
2006-07-19 13:50:46 · answer #6 · answered by angelchick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah well that's how it is there are other muppet's out there.So don't just sit around with a hand stuck up your butt all day. Get moving
And if you see him walking down sesame st.
don't even speak to him.
2006-07-19 13:58:05 · answer #7 · answered by K-SOLO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear that Elmo is hung like a mule!
2006-07-19 13:50:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Bert, Bert, Bert.......just lower your standards and go for Oscar...
2006-07-19 13:50:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take his rubber ducky fool!
2006-07-19 13:50:20 · answer #10 · answered by Potathao 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋