2006-07-19 06:38:17 · 11 answers · asked by slushie... 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Try this one:
‘Dad, why is it that when flies die they lie down on their backs with their legs in the air’ asked the little boy. His father replied ‘It is so that God can lean down out of Heaven and pick the little fly up by the legs and take him there’. After a few moments, the little boy said ‘Dad. Mummy nearly died and went to Heaven yesterday’. ‘How is that son’ asked the father. ‘Well, when I came home from school, she was lying on the settee with her legs in the air screaming 'Jesus, I’m coming, Jesus I’m coming'. And if it hadn’t been for the milkman holding her down, Jesus would have taken her’
2006-07-19 06:42:38 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she has to wear a belt the size of the equator!
yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!
yo momma so small she has to sleep ''under'' the bed!
got more if u want em :) - jenny
2006-07-19 06:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by jen2fla 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-19 07:25:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama: Yo mama is so fat that she's from both sides of the family!
Yo mama is so fat when she hauls @ss she has to make 2 trips!
other: Why do honeymoons only last 1 week?........b/c it takes 7 days to make a whole week!!!
2006-07-19 06:48:00 · answer #4 · answered by amdirien 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat that when she jumps into the ocean all the whales start singing, "We are family!".
2006-07-19 06:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so dirty Saddam Huisane Tried to import her bath water to use as a chemical weapon.
2006-07-19 06:53:29 · answer #6 · answered by Tigger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she jumped over wal mart and landed on target
2006-07-19 06:48:40 · answer #7 · answered by hotstuff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur momma so fat wen she wear red every say " hey kool-aid
ur momma so skinny wen she wear yellow everybody call her #2 pencil.
2006-07-19 09:26:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about this one: You're Mama's so fat , when she sweats, it shows up on Doppler Radar !!!
2006-07-19 17:58:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO mam so fat...the priest said I now pronounce you man and wife and please let him stay on top!
2006-07-19 06:42:03 · answer #10 · answered by dude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋