Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two hookers and wind up taking them to their separate rooms.
The first dwarf gets his woman upstairs, but is soon disappointed, however, because he is too nervous to perform. Worse yet, his depression is increased by the fact that, from the next room, he hears loud cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UGGHHH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first answered, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't do it."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing... I couldn't even get up on to the bed!"
Why do Rednecks prefer sex doggy style?
- So they can both watch the Monster Truck Show on TV
2006-07-19 05:44:20 · 5 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hello. - Lol...Thank You.
I like your photo. It reminds me of 'The Crow' from James O'Barr &/or 'Death' from Neil Gaiman.
Have a nice day. :)
2006-07-19 05:57:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
HA HA Pretty funny
2006-07-19 12:55:33 · answer #2 · answered by jd77 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice
2006-07-19 12:51:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL....Welcome back to reality.
2006-07-19 14:54:52 · answer #4 · answered by auntkarendjjb 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
great jokes pal thanks
2006-07-19 12:53:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋