2006-07-19 05:41:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Riddle For The Blind Users
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2006-07-19 07:45:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
From Bad News Bears:
Swing like Helen Keller at a pinata party.
2006-07-19 06:11:46 · answer #2 · answered by Writer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind too.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, the other hand on the road.
How did they punish Heller Keller as a child?
They'd rearrange the furniture.
2006-07-19 05:47:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did Helen Keller crash her car into a tree?
Are you ready?
because she was a woman!
2006-07-19 05:45:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why were Helen Keller's fingers purple?
because she heard it through the grapevine.
why can't Helen Keller have babies?
because she's dead.
2006-07-19 06:52:36 · answer #5 · answered by }pixie{ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you ever seen hellen kellers house?
don't worry she hasn't either
2006-07-19 07:44:44 · answer #6 · answered by Desperado 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard she burned her hand real bad trying to read a waffle iron.....
2006-07-19 06:42:04 · answer #7 · answered by ditzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, i dont know any jokes about a person who was both blind and death
2006-07-19 05:44:38 · answer #8 · answered by Kelly P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋