Yeah --- I saw the police arresting two kids. One had been drinking battery acid and the other on had been eating fireworks.
The police decided to charge one and they let the other one off.
2006-07-19 05:17:05 · 24 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok ... you had better carry on to the doctors now and have your brain looked at before the cops arrest you for telling such awful jokes.
2006-07-19 05:26:04 · answer #1 · answered by 90210 aka Hummer Lover 6 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Someone reported a peephole in the wooden fence surrounding the Seymour Buttz Nudist Colony . Police are looking into it.
2006-07-19 05:30:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so one charged the police car batery and the outher went with a bang 7out of 10
2006-07-20 00:34:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find that very hard to believe, the Police, actually doing some work!?
2006-07-19 10:50:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Reminds me of the two ships that collided at sea. One was carrying red paint and the other blue paint. The sailors were marooned!
2006-07-19 05:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
same police got back to the station only to find someone had stolen their toilet bowls, in a statement issued to the press they said they have nothing to go on!
2006-07-19 05:24:26 · answer #6 · answered by Peter B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a purple hippopotamus and a flying bananannana eating some cheese flavoured jelly - which is very tasty, i had it for breakfast today
2006-07-19 05:29:19 · answer #7 · answered by groovybug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2006-07-19 05:21:27 · answer #8 · answered by Mike S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear - thats a dreadful joke!!
2006-07-19 05:20:44 · answer #9 · answered by Lupee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
police would charge a corpse. sick pigs.
2006-07-19 05:21:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋