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Who do you want to battle next? Jesus vs Satan, Jesus vs Xenu, Xenu
vs Satan or All three vs Rush Limbaugh ? Any other suggestions for a match?

2006-07-19 05:14:06 · 10 answers · asked by Doug B 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

God vs. a jelly donut. I actually sponsored this battle in my very own house. Gave god one full month to come and beat the jelly donut in a fight, he lost by forfeit because he never showed up. Conclusion: god is less powerful than a jelly donut.

2006-07-19 05:47:43 · answer #1 · answered by The Resurrectionist 6 · 0 0

Xenu vs. Satan and then Jesus can fight whoever wins.

2006-07-19 12:17:16 · answer #2 · answered by tkron31 6 · 0 0

Jesus vs. George W.

2006-07-19 12:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by Allison L 6 · 0 0

Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, David Carradine, R. Lee Ermey, Sean Connery, Bruce Campbell, Mr. T, etc. etc.

2006-07-19 12:18:55 · answer #4 · answered by tazzo_da_clown 1 · 0 0

I'd prefer to see Mohamed vs Jesus

its better then USA vs all Muslims & it will save lives

2006-07-19 12:18:03 · answer #5 · answered by Preykill 5 · 0 0

You vs. a toothbrush

2006-07-19 12:17:38 · answer #6 · answered by maeves_child 3 · 0 0

Are you a game software writer? That would be much more cool than this lame-o question.

2006-07-19 12:17:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

doesn't matter who u put jesus christ up against, my lord will always win.
there's no match that my jesus christ can't win.

2006-07-19 12:17:52 · answer #8 · answered by lu 3 · 0 0

Your crazy

2006-07-19 12:17:15 · answer #9 · answered by Yoruba 3 · 0 0

Satan would kick all their asses (he fights dirty)

2006-07-19 12:23:13 · answer #10 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0 0

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