A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I Think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
Simple Kind Rules for answering.
1. If you have seen it before move on not everyone else has.
2. I posted this as a joke period. If jokes offend you don't read jokes
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3. just enjoy the joke it is all i ask.
Hate to make my own rules up but I am tired of Rude Trolls.
2006-07-19 05:05:51 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it. I'm going to tell my friends that are teachers.
2006-07-19 05:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by krd12 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Love your joke You literally had me on the ground cackling. Please make up another one . Oh an ya those rude trolls need to keep there mouth shut but some people are just trying to start somethin.
2006-07-19 05:11:51 · answer #2 · answered by I like to no what guys think h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute!
Too bad you have to teach folks proper etiquette for browsing the joke section though!
2006-07-19 05:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-02 08:28:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought I told you to never tell anyone that story about me.
it's a hook shot from the top of the key.....it's in..2 points!
2006-07-19 05:19:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been called many things but never a Troll!
Hee hee hee.
2006-07-19 05:08:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever and a good joke.
2006-07-19 05:29:12 · answer #7 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny im going to have to share this with my buddys its one of the few i havnt heard from them
2006-07-19 05:10:20 · answer #8 · answered by lmvyoyo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh! That's really funny. Keep them coming, lol.
2006-07-19 06:36:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad case of foot in mouth!
2006-07-19 05:20:06 · answer #10 · answered by Peter B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋