the man in the big yellow hat is your pilot, and curious george your flight attendant...
2006-07-19 04:55:38 · 10 answers · asked by patzky99 6 in Travel ➔ Air Travel
you look out your window and see the fish waving back at you
2006-07-19 04:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
One big sign is you are in a large aircraft and the island has a short runway. Others are:
When the pilots wear parachutes.
When the air mask turn out to be snorkels.
When you see the flight attendants closing the door from outside and waving farewell to you.
When you see a priest doing the last rite forr the crew before take off.
When you see rowing oars in the cabin and instructional leaflet on how to attach then out of the windows.
When you hear the flight attendant accidentally announcing that the last meal is being served.
When the safety brochure is as thick as the bible and does include the bible!
When part of the emergency kit includes blindfolds.
When the pilot ask fo direction to the destination from the passengers.
When the pilot wears a straitjacket.
When you see the plane heading for a giant slingshot at the end of the runway!
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LOL
2006-07-19 13:17:25 · answer #2 · answered by peanutz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, funny answers. I have a true story for you. I was on a flight to Maui (island paradise) and smoke began pouring into the plane. We were out over the ocean 1/2 there, the pilot decided to let the passengers take a vote if we should turn back or continue on. They voted to continue on. Some passengers had to use the oxygen masks to breathe (hum oxygen + smoke= I don't think it's a good idea) anyway the flight attendants began serving copious amounts of alcohol to everyone. Several people had to be taken to the hospital as soon as we landed.
2006-07-19 18:29:16 · answer #3 · answered by Yitka 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When you realize that the pilot is having sex with one of the flight attendants. . .in the bathroom. . .guess who's flying the plane!!! too late, you already crashed. Better luck next time
2006-07-19 12:00:31 · answer #4 · answered by lilly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The pilot says "10 minutes till splashdown!"
2006-07-19 12:03:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you see a flight attendant carrying alcoholic drinks into the cockpit.
2006-07-19 11:59:25 · answer #6 · answered by tkron31 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After a pit stop the pilot walks out wearing black sunglasses walking his best friends (who is blind) seeing dog for a strech. Picture that one.
2006-07-19 11:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by befri 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd watch for chickens in the aisle. Never a good sign.
2006-07-19 12:15:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When one wing falls off on take off and you realize that with only one wing it will take you twice as long to get there.
2006-07-19 12:00:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The inflight movie is "barney goes to hawaii"
2006-07-19 12:44:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋