If jesus christ had intercourse and when he reached orgasm he would yell "Oh God"?
2006-07-19 04:53:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You need a drink!
2006-07-19 04:56:02 · answer #1 · answered by Cogito Sum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes because Jesus is not married to the woman and Jesus is a son of god and if he is having sex's with a woman, then Jesus would committed a sin and god would get mad on Jesus very much. but, their is forgiveness of sin, so god may forgive Jesus for that.
2006-07-19 05:09:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!! Would be even funnier if it was "Oh daddy...!" Talk about a massive reversed Oedipal complex... I can hear it now... the screams of protest from the believers...
2006-07-19 05:12:51 · answer #3 · answered by Susan P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
would you get mad if God caused all of your internal organs to burst.
2006-07-19 04:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by ktilton13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is why you were never invited on radio shows or television.
2006-07-19 04:56:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God might reply "I'm cominnnnggg aaauuuggghhh!" (as you know, he has eyes everywhere)
2006-07-19 05:09:42 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll pray for you because your going to need it.
2006-07-19 04:58:53 · answer #7 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if the chick was like, "Who's your daddy?"
2006-07-19 04:56:58 · answer #8 · answered by haha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SHUT UP that is not even funny
2006-07-19 04:56:30 · answer #9 · answered by zippy zebra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life..
2006-07-19 04:56:05 · answer #10 · answered by Hidden 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋