2006-07-19 04:32:04 · 22 answers · asked by hog4ubaby 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
he used a CAD software package with a digital terrain modeller.
Windows based not MAC
2006-07-19 04:35:12 · answer #1 · answered by HarryBore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, God WAS the contractor... or, more properly, he functioned as the site superintendent for the 'Big Boss'. She doesn't have much of a sense of humor, and got pretty honked off at him when she found out about him screwing around with the specifications for the local fauna, such that one of the hairless ape-types ended up worshipping him as the 'creator'... without even a mention of the Prime Contractor, 'First Cause Waste Dump Reclamation, Ltd.'. And somehow they got the crazy idea that 'Yahweh' is his name... someone must have gotten a peek at the sign on the sanitary napkin dispenser, in the Lady's Room.
She says that she's going to take care of that real soon... as soon as the planning and bioengineering departments get done reviewing the change order.
Lucky for us, due to the bureaucracy, such things typically take as long as 10 million years.
2006-07-19 04:43:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was a big do-it-yourself fan. He didn't have to wait for surveys, permits, utility installations, ADA compliance certification, an occupational license, or a fire marshall inspection. Building material costs and union fees and a budget? No way. Why do you think he "built" man last? So "He" wouldn't have to deal with the hassles of a job site. Instead, he left all those goodies for us to enjoy as punishment for that whole apple-from-the-no no-tree thing. Clever, huh?
2006-07-19 04:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by Susan P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plastacine, pipe cleaners and a book form the library of the gods called build your own world in 6 days. It was actually his second attempt the moon was his first go but chapters 4,5,6,7,8, were stuck together in the book and he didnt notice till it was too late.
2006-07-19 05:49:46 · answer #4 · answered by Monkeyphil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He started the evolution by causing the necessary chemical reactions :-) And he is his own site contractor :-)))
2006-07-19 04:37:48 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The earth was made by a company based on the planet Magrathea
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/guide/magrathea.shtml
2006-07-19 04:36:57 · answer #6 · answered by tammers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He had a sight contractor
2006-07-19 04:35:25 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is capable of any thing !!!!! and for thoese who say that earth was just there they are TOTALLY wrong !!! i guees then u think Eve 'n' Adam created them selves !!!!
2006-07-19 04:53:50 · answer #8 · answered by Dr.loulou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
judging from round here,a team of Czech illegals could have saved him a couple of days
2006-07-19 12:01:26 · answer #9 · answered by salforddude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is an imaginary jerk .. He can't even draw his balls on piece of a paper
2006-07-19 04:36:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋