If you like to party hard, drink you *** off and lust over girls in a party, why go to heaven where you won't be able to do that, go to hell and you'll have wild parties everyday.
2006-07-19 04:22:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Reminds me of a joke where the guy was shown to his room in hell, with shelves of liquor and wine, and a bevy of beautiful women. The guy says great to the devil. The devil says don't get your hopes up. The bottles all have holes in the bottom, and the women don't.
Have fun.
2006-07-19 04:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by Cogito Sum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right there with you. Having a party in Heaven would be like partying in a library, every time you start having fun, some uptight old nag goes "Shhhhh!".
Hell Rocks!
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2006-07-19 11:32:49 · answer #2 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are all given free will to make choices in life whether we go to heaven or to a paradise earth what is important is that we maintain a good relationship with our creator.
A loving creator would not destine us to eternal torment for mistakes while living a short time on the earth.
Adam was told for his sin for dust you are and to dust you will return.
2006-07-19 11:37:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, wild parties in an ocean of fire while being tortured by demons. Sounds like a blast.
2006-07-19 11:25:34 · answer #4 · answered by strausseman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so! Ever try to party in a blast furnace? Not happening! Fire and brimstone, remember? Not and atmosphere I'd consider condusive to partying!
2006-07-19 11:26:54 · answer #5 · answered by bigvol662004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are no parties in hell there is pain in hell.heaven is sweet.
2006-07-19 11:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by sujith 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There will be no partying in hell---you will be too busyj screaming your lungs out in the lake of fire. Jesus loves you.
2006-07-19 11:30:10 · answer #7 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of there are no parties in hell there is only BURNING AND GNASHING OF TEETH. if you trust in god and go to heaven you will be at peace and happiness and goodness we cannot even dream of here on earth.
2006-07-19 11:31:14 · answer #8 · answered by Lfeata 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You won't be partying hardy in hell.
You'll be alone. Very alone. Demons will have fun tormenting you. Dark and very permanent.
2006-07-19 11:29:20 · answer #9 · answered by Red neck 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clearly you showed everyone you don't know a thing about hell
2006-07-19 11:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by WhatIf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋