2006-07-19 03:56:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NO bible bashing... i just want to laugh... it that asking too much? I used to 'be' one... and now i despise them! dont preach to me!
2006-07-19 19:58:48 · update #1
when they came to our door we chatted with them about politics. they looked lost and said they had more houses to visit.
2006-07-19 04:13:48 · answer #1 · answered by triskaidekaphobia 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sadly, this question seems intended to poke fun at Jehovah's Witnesses. Interestingly, this should be expected by true Christians in this time of the end, and it actually helps identify Jehovah's Witnesses as Christ's true disciples:
(John 15:19) If you were part of the world, the world would be fond of what is its own. Now because you are no part of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, on this account the world hates you.
(Luke 6:22) Happy are you whenever men hate you, and whenever they exclude you and reproach you and cast out your name as wicked for the sake of the Son of man.
(1 Peter 4:4) Because you do not continue running with them in this course to the same low sink of debauchery, they are puzzled and go on speaking abusively of you.
(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching, but, in accord with their own desires, they will accumulate teachers for themselves to have their ears tickled; and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories. You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.
It seems signficant that the relatively small religion of Jehovah's Witnesses are the ones best known for their worldwide preaching work. Yet Jesus commanded that ALL who would call themselves "Christian" perform this public work:
(Matthew 28:19,20) Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded you. And, look! I am with you all the days until the conclusion of the system of things.
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org
2006-07-19 10:57:48 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They are annoying. Many years ago my older cousin was staying with us and we had some Jehovahs show up again at our house, when the mother approached our door, my cousin looked at the mom and told her to let her teenage daughter come into our house and he would show her his religion in his room. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes and at the same time I was embarrassed that he had said that, but know what? they stopped coming to our house. Born a catholic and will die a catholic, Jehovas witnesses will not change me
2006-07-19 04:34:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had one work for me. Enjoyed his knowlege about history and the bible. Anyway, came to work one morning and the christmas tree was gone. I didn't think nothing of it and later noticed it was in the dumpster.
I didn't say a word. I didn't put the tree up and I didn't get rid of it.
2006-07-19 04:01:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There isn't anything funny about Jehovah's Witnesses.
Unless you have a warped sense of humor.
The Village Idiot
There was a flood in a village.
One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"
The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"
"No" replied the man. "God will save me!"
The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.
A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help.
"No, God will save me!" he said
Eventually he died by drowning.
He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God, "Why didn't you save me?"
God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"
2006-07-19 07:58:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some JW's came to my house trying to convert me.
When I started to tell them about my belief in the 'rebirth' of 'him'
they said they had to go... and left in a hurry.
The only way to get a JW to leave is to mention 'your' beliefs.
2006-07-19 04:05:23 · answer #6 · answered by thomas n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋