2006-07-19 03:43:15 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I looked in a mirror and saw that you and I look just a like. So I guess we both win.
2006-07-19 13:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by Jerry 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This joke is beautiful :
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his penis in preparation for sex with his wife.
Johnny's father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously ‘What ya doin dad?’ His father quickly replied,
‘I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.’
To which Little Johnny replied ‘What ya gonna do, screw him?’
2006-07-19 04:00:56 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is 4 u to see n me 2 find out lol
2006-07-19 03:51:41 · answer #3 · answered by NJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both of us are beautiful but I have you beat. Sorry.
2006-07-19 03:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
U r handsome and I am beautiful.
2006-07-19 17:59:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gilmore is beautiful. I loved that joke.
2006-07-19 04:07:07 · answer #6 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One look at my picture and you will see that I have you beat out by a mile !!
2006-07-19 08:04:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
me well thats what my boyfriend says anyway and well lots of other people I know. But u probally are too.
2006-07-19 03:47:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
me i get two points in ur face ha h ah a
2006-07-19 08:10:32 · answer #9 · answered by shi_yasashiku 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you put us both together, we would make the perfect shim!
2006-07-19 03:46:50 · answer #10 · answered by preppy longhorn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋