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I don't ever remember asking you to do that. You guys need to chill out a bit.

I see that sometimes you use that bible thing to justify it sometimes. Some of you seem to think that it was me who wrote this book or inspired it.I mean come on, I can't even use spellcheck.

I finally got around to reading the bible and woah ! Are you guys way of the mark or what.

I didn't smite anyone and what's this about a flood and plagues of locusts ? Ugh I hate insects. I didn't realise that they would evolve.

And NO, I have nothing against gay people. Sheesh !

If you must make up stories fine, but please don't use these stories in order justify to hating and killing each other.

2006-07-19 03:35:08 · 29 answers · asked by GOD 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

BTW Does anyone know when the new Family Guy season starts. We only get basic cable up here. Man I love that show !

2006-07-19 03:35:50 · update #1

And NO I don't send people to hell for so called blasphemy. Anyway it's not really hell as such , it's more of a garage we don't use anymore. But it's got a TV showing Kent Hovind lectures ...... which is a kind of hell I suppose.

2006-07-19 03:37:18 · update #2

29 answers

good thing i stopped using that photo. people who mock god and his word have issues with them selves not him.

2006-07-19 17:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by unitedfaith 4 · 0 0

You seem like a pretty cool dude God, which is what I would expect if you're really the epitome of love, logic, etc. I knew you couldn't be like they make you out to be.

BTW - If you like Family Guy, you should watch South Park, you would really like that one.

2006-07-19 10:52:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

People don't kill in Gods name.!!!!!!

Lucifer. Know that name? It means Morning Star. He was the arch-angel of arch-angels; the most beautiful, the most wise, the one closest to God. He experienced the most intimate and deep things of God. He was created to lead the angels in worship, in adoration of God - he knew God intimately.

What did he become? Satan. That is his name today. How did it happen? Did God create him to be evil? Definitely not. He chose to rebel against God. He took pride in his beauty, wisdom and power and wanted to build is own kingdom. He chose to use the awesome gifts and abilities God created him with, to sweep up a third of heaven's angels in rebellion against God.

its what you do with what you have that determines your destiny. You can miss your purpose by your choices, or you can realize it through your choices.

Your destiny is by choice, your purpose by creation... e.g. a scalpel was created to heal, but it can also be used to kill.

2006-07-19 12:56:01 · answer #3 · answered by ans 1 · 0 0

What ever happened to Dr. DINO with that cute little picture of a loser?

You are making more sense now with your alter ego, but you are still an imbecile.

2006-07-20 21:08:57 · answer #4 · answered by Subterfuge 3 · 0 0

Why do you profane the Name of the Almighty to amuse yourself? May the One True God of Abraham, Isaac & Jacob have mercy on your twisted soul.

2006-07-19 10:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by byhisgrace70295 5 · 0 0

If you've read Terry Goodkind, You'll know the Wizard's First Rule... People are STUPID! It applies to everything.

Could we hang out sometime? :D Even if you can't smite things, I wouldn't mind hanging out with you.

2006-07-19 10:42:22 · answer #6 · answered by Pixie-elf 3 · 0 0

I guess we hate and even kill in your name because we tend to misinterpret the bible and think that we are doing is the right thing and for that I apologize.

2006-07-19 10:44:56 · answer #7 · answered by jsimpkinsv2002 3 · 0 0

You had me going until you mentioned "Family guy". Sheesh, indeed! That is the dumbest show I've ever seen.

2006-07-19 10:38:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

New family guy season starts Sept. 10th.

2006-07-19 10:38:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

We know you are peacefull but controlling ppl on fear is easier than on rewards. Peace does not seems to be attractive so we had to modify bible and make you genocidal.
Therefore We know what god is. GOD does not know who he is.

2006-07-19 10:39:46 · answer #10 · answered by PicassoInActions 3 · 0 0

I dont hate anyone or hurt anyone PERIOD! And I certainly do not follow you, a man that calls himself God and is just purely delusional.

2006-07-19 10:40:34 · answer #11 · answered by Victor ious 6 · 0 0

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