wat are the funniest txt msgs u've come across?
2006-07-19 03:32:25 · 3 answers · asked by brooklynkimep 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A - Ur Attractive
B - Ur the Best
C - Ur Cute
D - Ur Dear to me
E - Ur Excellent
F - Ur Funny
G - Ur Good Looking
H - He He He
I - I'm
J - Just
K - Kidding
For you I would go as far as the end of the world, as long as you promise me you'll do one thing: stay here.
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that's enough about me, tell me how you are.
2006-07-23 02:26:14 · answer #1 · answered by Em 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NEWSFLASH: u can get 1000 tampons for 10 cents no strings attached..for a limited period only...it's a bloody good deal
HELP! I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in (city) can u come down here to show them they've got the wrong person
2006-07-19 03:37:21 · answer #2 · answered by His 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi I'm making a catalogue of natural disasters, could you please send me some of your pics to make my catalogue complete.
There's a new puzzle game that can be played with your phone.
Here's how it works... slam your phone on a wall and try to arrange the pieces back try it it's fun.
Hi... I'm sending you this text from the county jail, they said they needed someone truly ugly to bail me out then I remembered you. Could you please help me PLEASE!!!
2006-07-19 03:46:33 · answer #3 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋