Act 1:13-14
Both Peter, and James, and John, and Andrew, Philip, and Thomas, Bartholomew, and Matthew, James [the son] of Alphaeus, and Simon Zelotes, and Judas [the brother] of James,
all continued with one accord...
2006-07-19 03:28:49 · 20 answers · asked by Sad Monkey 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hehehehehe... okay, I've heard some corny bible jokes before, but that's a fairly witty one. (Yes, Christians can have a sense of humor!)
2006-07-19 03:31:08 · answer #1 · answered by Church Music Girl 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That's just one translation. The original Hebrew can be translated as either "accord" or "corolla". So it might have been a Toyota, we're not sure.
2006-07-19 03:51:59 · answer #2 · answered by browneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny. You get an A+ for humor
2006-07-19 03:34:16 · answer #3 · answered by Earl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did they all fit? Is it like the clowns at the circus, where they all pile out of one tiny car?
2006-07-19 03:37:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duh, are you stupid? OF COURSE they drove a Honda! It's a very fuel efficient vehicle that is stylish too. Just because you are followers of the Son of God doesn't mean you can't help the environment in luxury!
Anyway, it's right there in the Bible. EVERYTHING you read in the bible is true...*cough* sarcasm *cough*
2006-07-19 03:37:28 · answer #5 · answered by Andrew K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - That must be where the clowns at the circus got the idea
2006-07-19 03:40:43 · answer #6 · answered by Suesan W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the other one in the bible where there is proof you can smoke. I think it was rebekah who Lit off her Camel..Lmbo..thats funny.
2006-07-19 03:35:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was cute! But did you know that God has a name? I'm serious! His name is Andy. The song says so! You know, the one that goes.....
....Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy calls me his own....
2006-07-19 03:36:24 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were poor so they could only have one car
2006-07-19 03:31:08 · answer #9 · answered by WhatIf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe ... at least it's a nice clean joke. Thanks! I'll pass that one along to my mother-in-law. She's always looking for clean jokes for when she entertains at nursing homes.
2006-07-19 03:31:15 · answer #10 · answered by mom1025 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋