I find that my dentures hurt when I eat rock - any tips?

Answer 1

My teeth hurt when I eat rock let alone dentures!!!!

Answer 2

Try not to eat rock. However, there may be some type of residue on the rocks that makes you want to eat them, such as algae. You should thereby simply suck on the rock until you finish consuming this residue. Ultimately, however, rocks are for throwing at weak people and unguarded buildings and not for eating. Actually, I was just kidding with the last statement because I don't condone inappropriate utilizations of rocks. Maybe smoothen a rock into a weapon for self-defense. Or perhaps make a nice sculpture with the rocks. Or even learn juggling using rocks. Just don't eat them. (Perhaps even try putting a few rocks in your pants so women will be attracted to you. Hahaha just kidding.)

Answer 3

-tip 1. take out your dentures and suck on the rock instead.
-tip 2. Eating rocks will cause your dentures to be unstable and they may rock
-tip 3. spread similar sized rocks to both sides of your denture so even pressure is applied as you chew on the rocks. this will stop them rocking.
-tip 4. don't blow your nose while you are eating rocks or your denture might go up the back of your nose and get stuck in your right nostril.
-Tip 5. if your denture gets stuck in your right nostril stick the other one in there as well and you might be able to eat through your right nostril as well
-tip 6. drink through your left nostril
-tip 7. Learn multitasking by eating food through your right nostril, drinking your gin through the left and talking about knitting while you darn some socks and rock a chair simultaneously

Answer 4

Seriously, you should try to eat whatever you want- it is the only way to learn to wear dentures. The dentures should be physically strong enough to eat the muffins. Do as others have said and dunk the muffin in something to soften it a bit. Do not be surprised if you don't get some crumbs under your plates- rinse often but keep trying.

Answer 5

If your dentures hurt when eating rock, dont eat it. Even though it is yummy its probably best not to do any damage.

Answer 6

ROCKS?! hmm...let's see...try soaking it first in water for a few hours...or maybe milk if you want flavor (",) and try to have your dentures fixed cause some nerves might be starting to grow in them making it hurt :-p

Answer 7

take out your dentures and just naw on the rocks

Answer 8

try smashing the rock first. the smaller pieces dont hurt as bad.
What kind of rock? My granny eats pebble soup....you might want the recipie.

Answer 9

Find harder dentures or softer rocks....or just suck it up and don't be such a wimp and eat your rocks already.

Answer 10

hmmmm.... dentures are not real and have no nerve endings, and umm you shouldn't eat rock, so your trick question has given me a laugh and I see not all too many have caught on... Good One.!!