Give good questions
2006-07-19 03:12:39 · 13 answers · asked by Teddy 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
denial..... its not just a river in Egypt....... blame it on something else... anything else... like her perfume/or body odor... you don't want to be known as the towns squirrel killer do ya?? better yet tell her the squirrel died because her beauty was simply too much for him ! lol..
2006-07-19 03:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by Ms Fortune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well. If I were the girl I would ditch you then and there. If the noxious fumes emitting from your behind can kill a creature in the open air of the forest, what would happen if you were to release said gas in the privacy of a small room or something.
I am too young to die.
2006-07-19 10:18:26 · answer #2 · answered by Mila 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well then you can say that a certain lizard that lives in the forest makes the sound of a human fart and blame it on them
2006-07-19 10:18:26 · answer #3 · answered by SUPERMAN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably nothing, because the stench will knock your girl out leaving her without a memory of the incident. In the alternative, this is just so completely unbelievable, that your girl will probably deny to herself that it even happened. In either case your safe, so fart away - just not near me.
2006-07-19 10:17:29 · answer #4 · answered by The Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean a good question?? hehehe...your question oready funny though!
I'd say to her...look at that? You see the squirel there? I killed it with the mighty power of my farts!!!
2006-07-19 10:29:18 · answer #5 · answered by belle_chocolatiere 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She would run as fast as she can because next time you would fart, she would be next to go.
2006-07-19 10:16:28 · answer #6 · answered by LL Cool J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your girl would tell you to go to the doctor, and get uranus checked out. Thats not right, but it happened to me. Then she left me. I had colon cancer.
2006-07-19 10:17:17 · answer #7 · answered by Aussie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your girl friend would immediately suffer from projectile diarrhea
2006-07-20 09:44:57 · answer #8 · answered by Rolando MacTavish III 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY. BY THE WAY, DON'T LISTEN TO SUSAN S. SHE IS JUST A MISERABLE FAT COW THAT HATES ANYONE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR.
2006-07-20 09:09:41 · answer #9 · answered by MR. RETARDO IV 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her it a survival trait in men; protecting your nuts. we emit a noxious gas to deter anything from stealing them.
2006-07-19 10:19:23 · answer #10 · answered by the man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋