For example:
Saying - "Life is like mail - sometimes, you just don't get it."
Thought - "If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn"
Please don't use these two, come up with something original.
2006-07-19 03:04:20 · 28 answers · asked by HiFi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
man with hole in pocket will feel cocky all day..
man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok
2006-07-19 03:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by kathy_madwoman_bates 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Best Things In Life
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There's no such thing as too much candy.
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
Some body parts should be floppy.
Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans.
Good things come in small-sugarcoated packages.
The grass is greener in someone else's basket.
An Easter bonnet can cover the wildest hare.
To show your true colors you have to come out of the shell.
The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.
2006-07-19 08:07:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
I said no to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where the train stops, now you know why they call it a workstation.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Sometimes I feel like a man in a woman's body, but that man is gay, so nobody seems to notice.
2006-07-19 03:21:21 · answer #3 · answered by porky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
Shut your mouth when your talking to me.
If someone is murdered by or in a cement truck, do the investigators still need concrete evidence?
Your shirt says princess, but your face says troll.
Military men don't start wars, politicians do, military men end wars.
2006-07-19 04:17:13 · answer #4 · answered by offsuit57 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saying - LIfe is like a Shower... The longer you stay the more
wrinkled you become.
Thought - If the egg came before the chicken did it reproduce
through artificial insemination.
2006-07-19 03:11:17 · answer #5 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
men you cant live with them and cant live without them
pot callin the keetle black
its like gettin blood out of a stone
your 1st time you have sex you hear fire works yeah right
the 1st time you kiss the earth moves
im not takein a fence im takein the gate
2006-07-19 03:55:50 · answer #6 · answered by munchie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is like a peanut farm. Everyone starts out dirty and turns out to be a nut.
2006-07-19 03:11:40 · answer #7 · answered by gregtkt120012002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An apple a day keeps a doctor away
but if the doctor is beautiful
keep the apple away
2006-07-25 02:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by baseball_bluez 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes,
Nothing is impossible, apart from chewing at a tall tree untill it falls over.
2006-07-22 13:46:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better than a slap in the gut with a wet fish.
2006-07-19 03:10:14 · answer #10 · answered by paul m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for ugly people everywhere he/she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch
looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp
face like a bag of spanners
face like a broken clock
how much do you charge for hauntings?
2006-07-19 08:49:21 · answer #11 · answered by sulzar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋