2006-07-19 02:49:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yup.
Like mother, like child.
2006-07-19 08:08:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
2006-07-19 09:55:58 · answer #2 · answered by India 55 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ure ma is so fat she has to wear a belt the size of the equator!
2006-07-19 12:29:02 · answer #3 · answered by jen2fla 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is so fat , she makes all you can eat restaurants go out of business.
2006-07-19 10:06:34 · answer #4 · answered by hpneil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop saying that.
love Dad x x x
2006-07-19 10:48:09 · answer #5 · answered by Joe King 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw her yesterday in that yellow mack of hers .....i thought she was a taxi..
at the cinema the screened the movie on her back
2006-07-19 09:55:04 · answer #6 · answered by kathy_madwoman_bates 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what,s her weigth dude? I hav never seen her but if u r asking then i must say no
2006-07-19 09:59:25 · answer #7 · answered by fizzakhan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No she's a Thick Madame.
2006-07-19 10:03:29 · answer #8 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's not fat...she's your mom man!!
2006-07-19 10:03:02 · answer #9 · answered by cOVagUrL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO! she f**king gave birth to you
2006-07-19 09:52:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋