First does God care about spelling? Because if he does a great many people here are in serious jeopardy. Before you post a question or answer please read it or at worst copy it into Word and spellcheck it.
Second is it better to serve in Heaven or rule in Hell? Think about it in Heaven, things are all good and happy and shiny but you have to do what your told. In Hell things aren't so happy, good, or shiny but your the boss so why do you care?
2006-07-19 02:21:06 · 12 answers · asked by Jake S 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Couple of things fatherbob is an ignorant racist punk who needs to get off the computer and into therapy, I know you'd be the boss because that's what ruling entails, and if you are the boss who's gonna torture you?
2006-07-19 02:30:04 · update #1
Good call Lucifer. I'm not innocent of it either but at least you get my message and understand what I'm saying. And I never said grammar check just spell check.
2006-07-19 02:33:00 · update #2
what makes you think the pitchfork guy would let you rlue? He seems to get great pleasure from toruturing folks. And in heaven you are given Xtacy or some such happy drug, so why would you care if you are told to do something. Whatever it is, you will be happpy.
why are you so worryed about speling?
2006-07-19 02:31:58 · answer #1 · answered by starcow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is Father Bob Marley just cutting and pasting something you wrote earlier? Is that all he knows how to do? Cut and Paste?
If god cares about spelling, then a very small percentage of christians who post on here are getting into heaven.
Heaven and Hell do not exist. But if I had to choose, I'd take over both.
PS In Hell(,) things aren't so happy, good, or shiny but your (YOU'RE) the boss(,) so why do you care?
Oh, sorry.
2006-07-19 09:29:05 · answer #2 · answered by Lucifer T. Chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1: there's a freakin spell checker built into answers... there's no excuse for poor spelling.
2: Neither exist so the point is mute. But i think what Christians believe is that hell is not just "not so good" but eternal torment and pain. Even if i was still my own boss i don't think I'd want to be tortured forever. If no one can do any wrong in heaven does that mean that you are stripped of your freewill when you die? Why even have it on earth in that case... there are so many nonsensical claims in religion... especially Christianity.
2006-07-19 09:28:03 · answer #3 · answered by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st question - God loves ya whether or not you can spell lol. I am a great lover of accuracy in grammar, but I also understand that some folks are just incapable of it. They perhaps don't even realize that you CAN spell check, they are so puter-illiterate. Should we then ignore or make of them if they have a serious question? That's not right either.
2nd question - you forget, you are not your own boss in hell, satan rules there, and he's a sadist, he'll make your hell a living hell just for the fun of it.
2006-07-19 09:31:06 · answer #4 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spelling must not be too important, there are no vowels in the hebrew, you just kinda choose what sounds best to you
for instance let's take what is commonly referred to as the hebrew name of god
yhwh or yhvh
now fill up between the consonants with vowels
yahveh yohvah yehoveh yahivih and it goes on and on
its the same with yeshua: ysh ayesihua
it doesn't matter
in order to have a more personal relationshipe with my higher power is use the name: Yahveh Elohim
i would rather serve in heaven
2006-07-19 09:37:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely God wants your personal best whether it is spelling or putting forth a complete thought.
I think if you had to serve or rule in Heaven or Hell, it would definitely take a large dose of mind-over-matter in order to keep your countenance under the circumstances you described.
I opt that I would rather serve in Heaven where I'd have peace of mind.
2006-07-19 09:28:36 · answer #6 · answered by gravelgertiesgems 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all--- God does not care about spelling.
Secondly--- In regards to wether it is better to serve in Heaven or rule in Hell, I think the answer is obvious. It is far better to serve in Heaven, besides, the bible says that we will also rule will Christ in Heaven. In Hell there will only be gnashing of teeth and eternal suffering in the lake of fire.
2006-07-19 09:30:23 · answer #7 · answered by robin rmsclvr25 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did they say they were going to kill Christians? That was a stupid answer..
I'd like to rule both. I'd make them fight until I got bored with it.
Earth needs a wakeup call.. And that would be a hell of a big one. Awesome. Nice question.
And yes, people need to learn grammar and spelling.
I wish I had a remote that I could zap people to hell with...
2006-07-19 09:26:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet! Someone else who cares about spelling and grammar. I typically tell the ignorant dolts who don't bother to use the built in spell checker or are just too stupid to type correctly to check out http://www.dailygrammar.com/
I'm not delusional, so I know they never will. But, it makes me feel better. I do have to wonder if they teach grammar in all schools, especially in some Christians schools or the homeschools.
2006-07-19 09:41:55 · answer #9 · answered by iu_runner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really can't be boss in hell if everybody is just siting there and burning. And nothing in the Bible says that God cares about spelling.
2006-07-19 09:40:28 · answer #10 · answered by Cameron C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋