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Don't ask oral what? children are listening.

2006-07-19 01:02:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Adam and Eve didn't hide their mouths in shame. (as a thief would hide his hands, if caught in the act) If you understand the story as an allegory, then you may consider that Adam was a spiritual leader, and Eve was at least one of his followers. This is not too far-fetched, considering how many times the Bible uses birth, rebirth, weddings, etc to describe the relationship between God and man. Jesus and his Bride would be the prime example, He being the second Adam. This would also imply that Judgment, was a theological issue of that era.

On a more vulgar level, it's not what goes in your mouth that profanes you, but what comes out...

2006-07-19 07:20:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, I'm sorry... the children will need to learn these things for themselves sooner or later...

Oral hygiene? Yes, very much so. The apple keeps teeth very clean.

Oral B? As above.

Oral Roberts? Certainly. All televangelists speak very often about Genesis.

Oral exam? I think that, as God gave the Eden rules verbally, and it was a kind of 'test', it was very much a kind of oral exam.

Oral history? Sure. The story of Adam and Eve was centuries old before anybody decided to write it down.

So the answer is definitely yes. And the kiddies were able to get through it without getting too corrupted.

2006-07-19 05:08:37 · answer #2 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0 0

I assume you are implying that this is a fictional tale, and the offering of the fruit to Adam by Eve was symbolic of oral sex.

The Bible is real, and this is an actual account. Don't take my word for it. Read D. James Kennedy's, "Why I Believe". The consequences of this act in the Garden of Eden were horrifying, and are still being felt today. I'm not offended by your question, but it is in your personal best interest to better understand a subject before posting strange innuendo.

2006-07-19 01:10:54 · answer #3 · answered by Elwood Blues 6 · 0 0

Thanks to Eve's oral we're humans. According to Genesis, God sent Adam and Eve out of the garden because, God said, "now the human being is like one of us: he can tell good from evil." Eve's initiative brought the creation of human kind to completion. This is one of the reasons why I love women so much, orally and everything else.

2006-07-19 01:07:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well considering the apple is a symbol of female reproduction and Eve ate the apple, what does that say to you? World's first L? Hmmmm...gets ya thinkin don't it?

2006-07-19 04:08:45 · answer #5 · answered by Dark Light 5 · 0 0

Hi!

First of all, the bible is not ASHAMED to mention the word "sex" even if it may be in a decent way.The tree of knowlegde of good and evil is not sex!

Why? because God took Adam and Eve out of the garden where "the tree" was!

Secondly, Adam had sex to have children and the bible is not ashamed to mention it.

Genesis 4:1 And Adam 'knew"(had sex with) Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bore Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the LORD.

2006-07-19 01:18:10 · answer #6 · answered by Hope Dollar 2 · 0 0

Michaelangelo's depiction of Adam & Eve seems to suggest something along those lines if you take a look.
"The Temptation of Adam & Eve", Sistine Chapel Ceiling.

2006-07-19 01:16:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, because two of her teeth fell out while eating it. It became a dental insurance issue and that is most certainly oral.

2006-07-19 05:55:32 · answer #8 · answered by rightonrighton 3 · 0 0

Well since there was no APPLE, it was the fruit of knowledge, and the serpent gave it to her I'm thinking NOPE. You have a very well endowed serpent though by that thought.

2006-07-19 01:04:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No. The story is about disobedience and not sex. Its not the apple in the tree or the "pear" on the ground that is important.

2006-07-19 01:07:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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