2006-07-19 00:53:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There's this dirt road intersection in rural Alabama... bring a musical instrument of some kind.
2006-07-19 00:55:59 · answer #1 · answered by Paul McDonald 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, you have to admit to being an evil ******* and that you want to destroy all that is good. I don't know the rest of the steps because I'm not an evil *******, but I do know that if you go to hell when you die, you will get your limbs and, uhh... other parts crudely torn off, mashed in a sewer, and then you will have to eat it slowly to 'savor' the taste. And that is only what happens if you are his most loyal minion. Now you can see why I am strongly opposed to satanism.
2006-07-19 08:13:23 · answer #2 · answered by rokkon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan can be reached through his agent, Goldstein and Goldstein International. Check the yellow pages. For the pact, ask any lawyer, they are all working for him anyway.
2006-07-19 08:45:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what satan has been stripped of power,The only power he uses is the power we were given from GOD.So if you pursue your grave intentions,You might as well get use to torture and torment and misery now and spare yourself the rude awakening in hell.I Pray GOD Blesses You.
2006-07-19 08:00:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think if Gordie Howe wants to meet with satan, he should go to a crossroads at midnight. Bring your fiddle.
2006-07-19 07:56:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay...tomorrow in Satan's office have meeting, you can join in.
2006-07-19 08:01:44 · answer #6 · answered by griffinswinsky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God have mercy on you and save your soul
2006-07-19 08:15:06 · answer #7 · answered by boselydia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah?Look behind you,he`s about to kill you,rrrrrrrun for your life!!!!!!
2006-07-19 08:02:09 · answer #8 · answered by mamanoelia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You odd f***ing child, you.
2006-07-19 08:01:24 · answer #9 · answered by Tattooed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just kill yourself and you are in.
2006-07-19 07:56:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋