I mean come on, I can't even use spellcheck.
I finally got around to reading the bible and woah ! Are you guys way of the mark or what.
I didn't smite anyone and what's this about a flood and plagues of locusts ? Ugh I hate insects. I didn't realise that they would evolve.
And NO, I have nothing against gay people. Sheesh !
If you must make up stories fine, but please don't use these stories in order justify to hating and killing each other.
2006-07-18 22:41:53 · 17 answers · asked by GOD 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
BTW Does anyone know when the new Family Guy season starts. We only get basic cable up here. Man I love that show !
2006-07-18 22:44:28 · update #1
And NO I don't send people to hell for so called blasphemy. Anyway it's not really hell as such , it's more of a garage we don't use anymore. But it's got a TV showing Kent Hovind lectures so I gues that's pretty unpleasent so any I .... i guess i'm kinda rambling on here so see ys.
2006-07-18 22:48:41 · update #2
Sorry Mate,
I've been telling every basta'rd I meet that you don't exist.
And I wish YOU had wrote the story book, your ways sound a lot better.
2006-07-19 00:19:15 · answer #1 · answered by Penta Jaye 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
God! Basic Cable c'mon, you must get good satellite reception too!
As for the Bible, if you think it's off the mark! Tell those Apostles up there, to stop playing XBox and fix it. It's not like they have anything better to do!
Oh by the way! Thanks for that Hot Chick, I thoroughly enjoyed it!
2006-07-19 05:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by Marky-Mark! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would have to know God in your life to know that what you write is so sad. I want you to print these and keep them. Because when you're watching the world burn in Armageddon after the Christians have been taken up with Christ to the New Jerusalem, you will know how sad these are.
2006-07-19 05:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you'd accually been listening 2000 years ago, you'd know that we wrote books like Gospels when you influenced us to. You didn't write them we did, you just inspired us. And don't even get me started about the whole choosing the Jesus we wanted to portray. That was so stupid. ******* Romans.
2006-07-19 05:46:05 · answer #4 · answered by The_Big_Willhuna_Y'll 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry god, Didn't heard about Lestat till later. I think it would have been funner to watch people go after each other throats.
2006-07-19 05:53:46 · answer #5 · answered by sabina-2004@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Appreciate your sentiment, but if you make an avatar and call yourself god, you're not. and someday you will have to explain to God why you decided that you decided you have the authority to be His voice on earth.
lotta nice thoughts in your stuff, but lack of depth of Wisdom and Understanding isn't God. very surfacy.
2006-07-19 05:47:21 · answer #6 · answered by Kevin A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How refreshing to hear that God. Can you preform a miricle and remove the sh*t from people's ears(and thier brains) so the rest of us can be safe?
2006-07-19 05:47:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they started out simple enough...
then we started out adding more to get it more interesting (mark wanted to praddle on about the Tabernacle so we gave him a book basically to do that)
in sort we got in a little over our heads and it seriously backfired.
2006-07-19 05:46:14 · answer #8 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah..this qustion isn`t from GOD....is from a m***** f***** gay who plays Heroes in every day and now he thinks he is GOD!!!Well,you could just simple to ask!
Now give me 10 points because I have opened you eyes!!!
2006-07-19 05:51:37 · answer #9 · answered by MDR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for adding a little enjoyment to this boring Answers session!!! - Too bad I don't beleive in you!!
2006-07-19 05:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by jonnygaijin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋