"You will know me by the spot on my sex." to prove that he is risen and not an imposter?
2006-07-18 22:25:12 · 12 answers · asked by klunk 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, he did. It always tickled my upper lip.
2006-07-18 22:32:20 · answer #1 · answered by Fred Astaire 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
He had a mole on his penis? Is that from when the son of god was putting his guy into a hole in the garden and the mole decided to try and get some jesus juice cos he'd heard it could cause miracles like make the dead walk so maybe it could cure his blindness and then he wouldn't have to spend his time down a hole in the garden anymore. Perhaps the jesus stick was a bit too big for the mole and he couldn't get it out after it reached full size.
2006-07-19 05:54:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only Mary knows when he who has risen in the land of the rising penis,shall giveth the mole on thyne penis.
2006-07-19 05:29:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you're getting the Bible confused with the book entitled Tickle His Pickle.
2006-07-19 06:55:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is that your real name?? abe Vigoda?? dont you have something like in your hair to pick out..like nats and ****...lol that question is soooo big time SINNER!! you are surely going to lose your hair over this one, because I am cursing you right now!! this exact minute! just stare into my ***!! In the name of Smame!!...LOL I curse you for all eternity..you shall go bald here in just a few seconds...write to us and let us know OK...weirdo!
2006-07-19 05:46:11 · answer #5 · answered by elidahgarza 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well why don't you read the 4 Gospels and report back with your answer after you have done so giving chapter and verse.
2006-07-19 05:33:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I must be SuperJesus, because I have three moles on my d*ck.
2006-07-19 05:29:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's blasphemy. Do'nt you have anything better to do.
Pity you.
2006-07-19 05:30:36 · answer #8 · answered by jeprx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he died of cancer up on the cross
his mole was malignant
2006-07-19 05:33:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are a weirdo.
2006-07-19 05:30:58 · answer #10 · answered by gilligan346 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋