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I would place money on the people whooping his ****.

2006-07-18 22:19:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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He already won once!

2006-07-18 22:22:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

After following jesus all my life I found him to be a lie.
I wouldn't wast my time anemone.
A lie possibly from the Babylonians, Persians, Greece and others. To bring in the New World order to the then undeveloped countries. That's why politicians find it hard to tell the truth. It’s based on a lie.
To finish you believers should make sure you do what jesus did and what jesus said to do in, matt 19: 11-12 become "eunuchs"
As Abraham talked about circumcision. Your friend jesus talked about losing you "Bs"
But you wont here the truth in church.
That's why the Jews do not follow jesus.
But don't be fooled the God of the original testament is not the same as jesus
So my answer is no, he would get his ***** whipped

2006-07-19 06:37:38 · answer #2 · answered by Tom W 1 · 0 0

The Creation beating the Creator? Let's see....you fold a piece of paper into an origami figure. That figure decides he's going to be arrogant enough to say what you said about Jesus.

You wad up that paper, put it over a candle----that's how well you would fare with Jesus.

2006-07-19 05:23:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If God fights against the people, people will always loose till they change their ways and repent.
What do you do with stuborn children, you whoop their asses, that would hapen to the people.
But today God does no have to do anything just wait for our brains and minds and hearts to start finaly working as they were made, we usualy whoop our asses ourselves.

2006-07-19 05:26:39 · answer #4 · answered by haruvatu 3 · 0 0

The Americans would more than likely step in and bomb the kak out of everybody! And then declare the war over and continue to massacre innocent believers!

2006-07-19 05:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by toxethh 2 · 0 0

Heck yeah. Jesus won once. No one can kill him. Now if Jesus were just the human shell then yeah. But he ain't he's God and he'll come back and whup your atheist hieny.

2006-07-19 05:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by gilligan346 4 · 0 0

Jesus.

He already fought all of humanity, and humanity crucified him. So what did Jesus do? Rose from the dead and freed all of humanity!

2006-07-19 05:22:29 · answer #7 · answered by evolver 6 · 0 0

If he would go to fight all the humanity then he would not be a Christ. We have such a lack of understanding.

2006-07-19 05:23:08 · answer #8 · answered by PINKO P 3 · 0 0

Jesus already won.

2006-07-19 05:28:11 · answer #9 · answered by Answer4u 1 · 0 0

Even his bones have decomposed by now.

Let him rest in peace. Don't blame him for all of the nonsense that his followers created.

2006-07-19 05:23:27 · answer #10 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0 0

Well, jesus would get a whoopin
Heheh

2006-07-19 06:29:08 · answer #11 · answered by Scott C 2 · 0 0

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