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I don't ever remember asking you to do that. You guys need to chill out a bit.

2006-07-18 22:18:40 · 38 answers · asked by GOD 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

38 answers

Ya know, Big Guy, I've been wondering the same thing. It must really p*** you off that your name has became synonymous with murder and destruction. You know what I think would be cool? If you came down for a bit, nothing flashy, just sort of arrive at a summit meeting or for one of the president's speeches and say "come on, George, back to hell, you've caused enough problems". Boy that would sure shake up those crazy christian fanatics. Think it over.

2006-07-18 22:24:12 · answer #1 · answered by Hillaryforpresident 5 · 0 0

Ignorance, greed, power.

We are living in a time in history where people disregard others as well as nature because of selfish reasons. Lack of education, lack of compassion and lack of faith in God are contributing to the ideologies that most people now follow that are instituted by governments which most people follow blindly and without objections. When we rise up and see the true nature of man will we be able to break away from century old habits and perhaps live in a world where we can co-exist with ourselves and nature.

2006-07-18 22:34:46 · answer #2 · answered by Carlos 2 · 0 0

Using your "God asking the question" scenario:

"But I'm just kidding....I already told you all of this would happen, remember? I mean, if you read the scriptures I left with my followers, then you would not be surprised at all that there will be wars and rumors of wars. So, keep reading My Word so you aren't surprised about what happens next!!!"

2006-07-18 22:21:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I like you better than the Jesus impersonator. At least you are trying to do some good with your questions. But if you want to connect with the people you're asking about you should create another account named "Allah"(not to offend you Muslims out there).

2006-07-18 22:27:22 · answer #4 · answered by maya 3 · 0 0

why is it just guys.... if any appropriate wording... people... human beings... think about how it might insult someone... for me there is no such thing as hatred... just a dislike because of the environment and the people around you that influence you. To kill, well it depends on what the situations are...

2006-07-18 22:22:26 · answer #5 · answered by ryanprague1 5 · 0 0

Hey, god...how is it fair that you send your only begotten to live and experience as a man does, when in the event that he had stepped off a cliff, a legion of angels will have lifted him up? Or to know that if he had been hurt, he would have been healed? or To not have to listen to the temptions of the devil....did your pussy son really live as a man, or as a walking giant?....

2006-07-18 22:28:25 · answer #6 · answered by ambercan12345 1 · 0 0

Yes they do. Thank God you are here. The world needs a kick in the pants to get up and going again. Praises to God in the highest.

2006-07-18 22:21:15 · answer #7 · answered by gilligan346 4 · 0 0

If you want to play let play.

This is your creation, your rules, your creatures. You made it all. All is your fault in a way but still perfect on the other.

The electric lamp is not the sun.

2006-07-18 22:33:21 · answer #8 · answered by PINKO P 3 · 0 0

Jesus I am overjoyed to meet you face to face.You've been getting quite a name all around the place.Healing cripples raising from the dead.And now I understand you are God at least that's what you said........

2006-07-18 22:44:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Blasphemous.

2006-07-18 22:22:53 · answer #10 · answered by Heart_Beat 2 · 0 0

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